Dad made me COO.
I don't think so, dude. Dad wasn't thinking straight.
I think he was.
You? The Chief Operating Officer?
Yep.
I mean if that wasn't a sign he was loco in the coco, I don't know what it is.
Succession · Season 1, Episode 2
“Shit Show at the Fuck Factory” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Kendall Roy (4), Shiv Roy (2), Roman Roy (1), Connor Roy (1)
Dad made me COO.
I don't think so, dude. Dad wasn't thinking straight.
I think he was.
You? The Chief Operating Officer?
Yep.
I mean if that wasn't a sign he was loco in the coco, I don't know what it is.
I mean, we have options.
Sure... You could all ask for morphine, so you can stay in your painless fucking fantasy world where the orchids dance and the company is run by a magical fucking unicorn!
What do you... What do you have against me?
Nothing.
Nothing?
Oh, you want me to actually say?
Yes, I do.
You lack killer instinct, you're wet, you're green, you're intellectually insecure-
Bullshit.
-You're not emotionally strong enough, you have addiction issues!
That's enough!
I don't think all that, I'm just trying to be Dad's voice.
I'm not saying I would make a better CEO, that's unsaid.
It's not unsaid when you say it.
No, I'm saying I'm not saying it, so, in fact, it is unsaid.
Hey, pal, why don't you go help Willa with her homework?
Ouch, asshole.
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