Shakin' the tree, folks. Shakin' the tree. Excuse me. Greg. Are you kidding?
Hey, Tom.
Forgive me, but uh... We talkin' to each other on the poop deck of a majestic schooner? Is the salty brine stinging my weather bitten face? No? Then why the fuck are you wearing a pair of deck shoes, man?
Oh... Yeah... No, well my credit card got maxed out, I'm staying in a youth hostel on, like, $80 a day.
Jesus. How squalid. Dude, are you carrying dog shit?
No... No, it's uh... It's free, right? Is that cool? I mean, I don't want to be melodramatic, but my body is growing weak due to a lack of sustenance.
(bewildered) But in a dog poop baggie?
Yeah, I have a bunch of 'em from back home...
Greg, that's disgusting.
Not really. It's not like they pre-poop them or something, like, it's not like... They're just bags, really. It's just a mental barrier.
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