Noob quotes from Storm Hawks ... TV Quotes Database

Voiced by Samuel Vincent

In 8 of the 475 quotes from Storm Hawks
Most scenes with: Finn (3), Piper (3), Stork (2)

Scenes with Noob 8

[Following a distress signal, the Storm Hawks have landed on a Terra and met a boy named Noob, who claims to be their biggest fan]

Piper

And you are...?

NNoob

[excited] Oh, it's Piper. [regaining composure] Your number one fan. Name's Noob. I'm president of the Storm Hawks fan club.

[Noob presses a button on a remote control. The Storm Hawks' emblem appears on top of a nearby trailer]

Finn

Sweet!

Junko

We have a fan club?

NNoob

Oh, it's Junko-Knuckle-Buster-Dunko! It's this Terra's leading tourist destination. That and the ancient Warp Crystal mines [points them out], but who cares about those, right?

Aerrow

This is really flattering, but we need to find out who sent that distress signal.

NNoob

[excited] Ohh... fearless leader Aerrow, you rock. [regaining composure] Actually, that would be me. See, I was monitoring radio frequencies, and when I heard you guys were in the area... well, I just couldn't resist.

Piper

So, you faked a distress call just to get us down here?

Finn

And that's just the kind of initiative we should expect from our number one fan. Besides, he hasn't got a picture with the Finnster yet. [posing] Huh?

NNoob

Y-eah. Not a big Finn fan.

Finn

[huge gasp]

S2 E15 Number One Fan

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[After Noob nearly crashes the Condor]

Stork

Who are you? More importantly, where have you been? And do you carry any rare communicable diseases?

[Noob spots a Frost Crystal]

NNoob

A Frost Crystal that was actually touched by Piper! [grabs the crystal's holder] Can I have it?

Piper

Don't touch it! It's highly...

[A beam shoots out of the crystal and turns Junko's teddy bear, Mr Bitsy, into ice]

Piper

[sighs] ...unstable!

Junko

Ooh, cold.

[Junko accidentally drops Mr Bitsy, shattering him into pieces]

Junko

Mr Bitsy! [his eyes well up with tears]

NNoob

That's a priceless Storm Hawks collectible! It's irreplaceable!

Junko

[heartbroken] Tell me about it!

S2 E15 Number One Fan

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[Noob has lost control of Finn's Skimmer and Aerrow is flying after him in an attempt to rescue him]

Aerrow

Noob, deploy your wings!

NNoob

You know, I've noticed that sometimes your Skimmer's wings deploy automatically, and sometimes your co-pilot deploys them manually! That seems wildly inconsistent!

Aerrow

We got upgrades, OK? Just deploy them!

S2 E15 Number One Fan

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[Finn's Skimmer has been eaten by a Lava Serpent. The remains have been brought back to the Condor]

Finn

This is all that's left of my Skimmer?

NNoob

You have a spare.

Finn

But that one smells funny.

S2 E15 Number One Fan

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[Noob has been captured by the Cyclonians. One of them picks up his fake energy blades]

CCyclonian

Hey, these blades are fake.

NNoob

[clears throat] I prefer the term "authorised limited edition reproductions".

S2 E15 Number One Fan

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Ravess

[interrogating Noob] Alright, talk! Where are the Storm Hawks?

NNoob

Never heard of 'em.

[Ravess looks at Noob's Storm Hawk action figures]

NNoob

Oh, those Storm Hawks. Would they include Aerrow, who single-handedly sliced through your entire squadron over Cyclonia? Or Piper, who buried you under your own mega masher on Polaris Pointe? Or perhaps Radarr, who took out your flagship with your own exosphere weapon? Ha-ha!

Ravess

Silence! [knocks Noob's fake Aerrow hair off his head] The Storm Hawks may have been lucky in the past, but they will never stop Cyclonia or Operation Exodus!

NNoob

[grinning] Operation Exodus?

Ravess

[nervous] I have no idea what you're talking about.

NNoob

Is it some sort of top secret mission you weren't supposed to mention?

[pause]

Ravess

No!

NNoob

I'm totally right! You're the worst Talon ever!

[Ravess growls]

NNoob

Oh well. At least you have your music to fall back on.

S2 E15 Number One Fan

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[Piper and Stork have rescued Noob]

Piper

Hey, are those Warp Crystals? [on the dashboard of Noob's trailer]

NNoob

Old family heirlooms. They make excellent paperweights for my extensive collection of Storm Hawks clippings.

[The trailer gets blasted]

NNoob

Whoa!

Stork

Um, I hate to break up the geek fest, but we gotta scram!

S2 E15 Number One Fan

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[Noob has sacrificed his collection of memorabilia to save the Storm Hawks]

NNoob

I shouldn't waste my time obsessing over every last bit of Storm Hawks minutia. I should do something important with my life. That's why I'm gonna concentrate now on my true passion.

[Noob presses a button on his remote control. Another trailer arrives, this one containing Absolute Zeroes memorabilia]

Finn

The Absolute Zeroes?!

NNoob

Best Sky Knight squadron ever.

S2 E15 Number One Fan

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