Oh, it's Junko-Knuckle-Buster-Dunko! It's this Terra's leading tourist destination. That and the ancient Warp Crystal mines [points them out], but who cares about those, right?
[excited] Ohh... fearless leader Aerrow, you rock. [regaining composure] Actually, that would be me. See, I was monitoring radio frequencies, and when I heard you guys were in the area... well, I just couldn't resist.
You know, I've noticed that sometimes your Skimmer's wings deploy automatically, and sometimes your co-pilot deploys them manually! That seems wildly inconsistent!
Oh, those Storm Hawks. Would they include Aerrow, who single-handedly sliced through your entire squadron over Cyclonia? Or Piper, who buried you under your own mega masher on Polaris Pointe? Or perhaps Radarr, who took out your flagship with your own exosphere weapon? Ha-ha!
Silence! [knocks Noob's fake Aerrow hair off his head] The Storm Hawks may have been lucky in the past, but they will never stop Cyclonia or Operation Exodus!
I shouldn't waste my time obsessing over every last bit of Storm Hawks minutia. I should do something important with my life. That's why I'm gonna concentrate now on my true passion.
[Noob presses a button on his remote control. Another trailer arrives, this one containing Absolute Zeroes memorabilia]
