Junko quotes from Storm Hawks

Aerrow

Well, Storm Hawks, do we have everything?

Finn

Flame corn, check!

Junko

Yorka juice, check!

Piper

3D glasses, check!

Stork

Brain Slug repellent, check!

Stork

Uh, [clears throat] you never know.

Piper

[on movie] But handled improperly... they [crystals] can be extremely dangerous. That's why it's always important to... use plenty of caution handling unstable crystals, or "UPCHUC" for short.

Piper

[on movie] He didn't UPCHUC. Or him. And neither did they. I always UPCHUC. Do you?

Finn

[laughs] I UPCHUC... whenever Junko cooks!

Junko

[laughs] I UPCHUC sometimes after flying upside down!

Piper

Oh! It's my travel log!

Junko

Cool! I like this one!

Finn

[groans] I knew I should have found a better hiding place.

Junko

Mmm! Delicious.

Stork

Ew. Do you know how many bugs those bugs carry?

Piper

You keep that up and you're gonna run out.

Stork

Don't remind me. I'm down to my last 57 cans.

Finn

I am much happier being the number two guy on this team.

Piper

Er, you're not the number two guy.

Stork

Um, I wouldn't even say you're number three.

Junko

Um, yeah, I-- [Finn covers Junko's mouth before he can finish]

Finn

Dude, this is an underwear store?!

Junko

[indignantly] We prefer the term 'Frilly, Delicate What-Nots'.

Piper

This is one-on-one combat, Junko. He's three times your size!

Stork

The Wallops say your odds of winning are... one hundred million to one.

Junko

I don't have a choice.

Aerrow

You always have a choice. Let's leave. We can get back to the Condor and get outta here.

Junko

I'd be branded a coward. I could never face my people again.

Finn

What are you guys worried about? Junko will mop the floor with that dumb Chief Thragg. He's gonna give him a little one-two Knuckle Buster sandwich. Huh? Am I right?

Junko

Oh, the Knuckle Busters, yeah. That reminds me. Can't use them. That'd be cheating. [removes the Knuckle Busters]

Stork

Two hundred million to one.

Junko

I used to be ashamed because all the other Wallops were bigger and stronger than me. I thought being strong was the most important thing, but strength means nothing unless you have the courage to use it for good.

You dare mention courage after you didn't have the courage to finish the ritual?

Junko

Please, Chief Thragg, stop this treaty [with the Cyclonians] before it's too late.

[pushes Junko away] YOU'RE NOT A WALLOP! You're a disgrace!

Junko

I am a Wallop. And I'm also a Storm Hawk! The good guys!

Hey! We know you! You're the one who pretended to be the Masked Masher and messed up our match!

Junko

[sheepish] Uh, yeah. Heh. Small Atmos, huh?

[pushes Clowniac aside] Outta the way, freak. He's ours!

Whoa, easy, champ! We just came to Wayside to eat some air chilli and practice our wrestling moves. Heh-heh. And it looks like you've blown up all the air chilli!

Stork

We could fly there in the Condor! Oh right, it's not ready yet because some people keep making design changes!

Junko

But really good changes!

Finn

Total genius! Well, maybe not the gumball machine.

Stork

Um, excuse me, it is a blueprint, not a colouring book!

Finn

Oh yeah? Well, who just drew in all these ejector seats, huh?

Stork

It's only six... but I could settle for five!

That's OK, Mr Stork. We have more than enough resources to finish the Condor quickly, even with your, er, changes.

Finn

He doesn't have a problem with my little addition.

Stork

"Little"? A disco?!

Junko

But that'll take up the space for the ice cream parlour!

Finn

No way you downsize the dance floor! [pushes Junko's arm away from the blueprint] And don't even think of touching my bowling alley!

Stork

An indoor treehouse. [chuckles sarcastically before looking at Radarr sternly] You too?

Junko

Uh, guys, don't you think this is kinda getting out of hand? How about we finish the Condor by working together and making all the changes as small as possible, OK?

Mr Junko, where would you like your two-ton Blaster Master XL?

Junko

[sheepish] Just put it down there.

Finn

Now, that says, "Dance!"

Junko

[sitting at his enormous cannon] And this says, "Bye-bye, bad guys!"

Junko

Oops! Hah! Sorry!

Stork

And you know what that says?

Finn

Run, dude! RUUUN!

Stork

Hmmm, not bad. I was gonna say, "Death by disco."

Aerrow

Stork, where are we with the Nightcrawlers?

Stork

Well... there's still no way to stop their Far Side technology, but we might be able to drive them back with my new Nightcrawler repellent!

Junko

Turn it off! Whoa!

Finn

Dude, that's us repellent!

Stork

Hm!

Aerrow

Junko, any word from the Wallop resistance?

Junko

Nah, nothing. I keep trying to contact them, but when Wallops go underground, they actually dig a hole.

Junko

Junko to Finn! We got a problem!

Finn

[being chased by Nightcrawlers] We got about a thousand problems and they're all in the same black hoodie!