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Storm Hawks · Season 2, Episode 17

“Shipwrecked” quotes from Storm Hawks

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“Shipwrecked” · Season 2, Episode 17

In this episode: Stork (6), Finn (4), Junko (4), Piper (3)

[The Storm Hawks are taking a break on Terra Tropica]

[surfing] Surf!

[sunbathing] Sand!

[Junko shoves a sandwich in his mouth]

[with his mouth full] Somebody's sandwiches!

[Stork is standing on top of the Condor]

Tsunami.

Er, technically, Stork, "Tsunami" starts with a "T".

No, Piper. For real... TSUNAMI!

[A tsunami has separated Stork and the Condor from the rest of the group. Stork is being threatened by the Terra's spear-wielding natives wearing tiki masks]

I... hate vacations.

Tell me again why we picked a vacation spot in the middle of nowhere?

[pretending to surf on a piece of wood] Because the biggest waves are here.

Clearly.

[Junko has accidentally trapped himself inside the shelter that he built]

I... think I forgot to build a door. [sheepish laugh] Ahh! Oh! And... I also built this thing on a hive of beach spiders! Get 'em off meee!

[to the natives] You think you've got me? Well, I've... [removes the nose from one of the native's masks] got your nose!

[Stork does a magic trick to make the nose 'disappear'. The natives gasp and run away]

Heh, heh, heh, heh. There should be a law against me...

[Stork is trying to cross a rickety wooden bridge]

No big deal, no big deal. Just a... terrifying plunge to a... hideous, bone-shattering death...

[Stork has reached the entrance to a temple]

Hmmm... a creepy cave in front of me, spear-waving tiki guys behind me.

[A thrown spear narrowly misses Stork]

Right. Creepy cave it is.

Hey, I found something to eat.

[Junko is carrying Beard Berries which are brown, dark green and hairy]

Eugh. That looks like something Radarr would hack up.

[Finn has grown a mustache, caused by eating a Beard Berry]

I think it makes me look dignified.

[The natives are trying to persuade Stork, who is now wearing a tiki mask to disguise himself, to enter a tiki hut to be safe from a storm]

Um, sorry, but I've got to fly my big sky sled up to the heavens and commune with my fellow dieties! It's been fun!

[Stork runs straight into a tree, losing his disguise in the process]

And now it's not fun.

[The Storm Hawks are trying to surf a tidal wave, on the same board]

WE'RE GONNA WIPE OUT! [points to spikes]

I'M GLAD MY PANTS ARE ALREADY WET!

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