Piper quotes from Storm Hawks

Domiwick

I am on a great journey of exploration, to the Other Side. Encountering those Domiwick Beasts was just a minor setback.

Stork

Domiwick Beasts?

Domiwick

I discovered them. Why not take credit for it?

Piper

Well, they are totally thoughtless and highly destructive. I'd say the name fits.

Piper

The way I see it, we've got three objectives: haul this ship outta the hole, round up the creatures, and drive them back down and then seal it up for good.

Finn

Sounds awesome! Awesomely impossible.

Stork

Stabilisers, check. Engines, check. Incredibly complicated plan with way too many variables, check.

Piper

I heard that.

Aerrow

Grab your breathers! Abandon ship!

Piper

My breather! Domiwick took it!

Aerrow

Hurry! Take mine!

Piper

No, Aerrow!

Aerrow

There's no time to argue! There's still two miles of water between us and any more air!

Finn

So, what? You're just gonna go down with the ship?

Aerrow

I'm not giving up on the Condor yet. There's still a chance we can save her if the engine room doesn't flood.

Junko

But you'd have to close it off from inside the access duct.

Aerrow

Which I won't be able to do in a bulky breather.

Piper

You'd better make it back.

Aerrow

Hey, it's me. I'll find a way.

Piper

And you are...?

[excited] Oh, it's Piper. [regaining composure] Your number one fan. Name's Noob. I'm president of the Storm Hawks fan club.

Finn

Sweet!

Junko

We have a fan club?

Oh, it's Junko-Knuckle-Buster-Dunko! It's this Terra's leading tourist destination. That and the ancient Warp Crystal mines [points them out], but who cares about those, right?

Aerrow

This is really flattering, but we need to find out who sent that distress signal.

[excited] Ohh... fearless leader Aerrow, you rock. [regaining composure] Actually, that would be me. See, I was monitoring radio frequencies, and when I heard you guys were in the area... well, I just couldn't resist.

Piper

So, you faked a distress call just to get us down here?

Finn

And that's just the kind of initiative we should expect from our number one fan. Besides, he hasn't got a picture with the Finnster yet. [posing] Huh?

Y-eah. Not a big Finn fan.

Finn

[huge gasp]

Stork

Who are you? More importantly, where have you been? And do you carry any rare communicable diseases?

A Frost Crystal that was actually touched by Piper! [grabs the crystal's holder] Can I have it?

Piper

Don't touch it! It's highly...

Piper

[sighs] ...unstable!

Junko

Ooh, cold.

Junko

Mr Bitsy! [his eyes well up with tears]

That's a priceless Storm Hawks collectible! It's irreplaceable!

Junko

[heartbroken] Tell me about it!

Piper

Hey, are those Warp Crystals? [on the dashboard of Noob's trailer]

Old family heirlooms. They make excellent paperweights for my extensive collection of Storm Hawks clippings.

Whoa!

Stork

Um, I hate to break up the geek fest, but we gotta scram!

Colonel

Thank you, Storm Hawks. [reluctantly] And now, the gangster code dictates that I am, once again, in your debt.

Piper

Let's just call it even, except for one last little thing.

Colonel

What? Are there some orphans somewhere you want me to adopt?

Piper

Probably, but no. What I want you to do is release Mr. Fluffykins.

Aerrow

He deserves to roam free in the wild with his own kind.

Junko

That's why he's been running away from you.

Colonel

Is this true, Mr. Fluffykins?

Colonel

I'll take that as a "yes".

Colonel

[through tears] I didn't want you anyway. Go! Just get out of here!

Colonel

Fly! Be free. Don't look back, boy. It'll be easier that way.

Awww...

Stork

What?! [clears throat] I have allergies.

Piper

[about cleaning the bathroom] I volunteer Finn!

Finn

Dream on! No way I'm touching that mess! And nothing you say can make me!

Piper

[holds up the squeegee] Squeegee?

Finn

[grins and grabs the squeegee] Haha! Squeegee! You got yourself a deal.

Finn

[surfing] Surf!

Piper

[sunbathing] Sand!

Junko

[with his mouth full] Somebody's sandwiches!

Stork

Tsunami.

Piper

Er, technically, Stork, "Tsunami" starts with a "T".

Stork

No, Piper. For real... TSUNAMI!

Piper

Tell me again why we picked a vacation spot in the middle of nowhere?

Finn

[pretending to surf on a piece of wood] Because the biggest waves are here.

Piper

Clearly.

Piper

WE'RE GONNA WIPE OUT! [points to spikes]

Junko

I'M GLAD MY PANTS ARE ALREADY WET!

Piper

I guess I'll just take the floor.

Stork

Um... I wouldn't if I were you. Deck fleas.

Aerrow

Well, Storm Hawks, do we have everything?

Finn

Flame corn, check!

Junko

Yorka juice, check!

Piper

3D glasses, check!

Stork

Brain Slug repellent, check!

Stork

Uh, [clears throat] you never know.

Piper

[on movie] The Storm Hawks present: Crystals and You.

Finn

More like "crystals and snooze".

Piper

Finn, just watch. Maybe you'll learn something.

Finn

I doubt it.