Scenes with Piper 129
[Piper has met Princess "Perry" Peregrine, who looks exactly like her]
PiperYou're royalty? Wow, that must be a lot of responsibility.
PPerry
You say that like it's a good thing. All I really want is some fun and adventure.
[Perry holds up a drawing of her fighting a dragon]
PPerry
The only kind I ever see is what I can imagine. [starts playing with puppets] Lady Ursula and I spend a lot of time trying to outwit the evil Dr. Ogre. [deep voice] I'm gonna eat you! Muahahahahahaha! [high voice] Oh, yeah? Eat this! [hits Dr. Ogre with Lady Ursula]
Piper
Uh, yeah. You really do need to get out more.
[After a Nightcrawler attack on Clockstoppia]
Piper
[wearing Perry's clothes] They're an elite Cyclonian goon squad that answers only to Master Cyclonis herself!
[holds up Dr. Ogre] And would this be Master Cyclonis?
Piper
No, that's Dr. Ogre! But that's not the point!
[Piper opens one of the guard's cannons. Two oranges come out of it]
Piper
You're gonna stop them with oranges?
Obviously you've never taken citrus to the eye!
[Piper and Perry have made the Nightcrawlers retreat by exposing them to bright light]
Piper
They're dangerous, but only in the dark. Bright light cripples their armour.
That's why they call 'em "Nightcrawlers". Total giveaway.
[The Storm Hawks are making a quick stop at the Wayside]
OK, if we wanna make the concert, everybody's got five minutes to do what they need to do, and then we gotta go.
Piper
Great. I just need to grab another Turbo Crystal.
[Stork comes crashing out of the Condor in his Storkmobile]
I need a new proton impeller.
Er, if you're wondering why he didn't go on the Condor, don't ask.
I don't like the way Radarr's signal suddenly went dead.
Piper
Don't worry. We tracked the transmission. We're headed right to him.
And thanks to that Turbo Crystal, we're going twice our max speed. Eh-heh. We couldn't slow down if we wanted to.
That's the last of Snipe's posse!
Great job, Finn! Now it's just Snipe and us!
Wow. Things might actually be looking... good.
Piper
[to Snipe] Think you can take us all on?
Don't have to. I'll let my new friend do it! [laughs]
[Snipe presses a button on a remote control. A giant fan appears]
Eh, yeah. That's the last time I ever get optimistic.
[After Snipe's fan broke down]
Piper
One of these days, Snipe's gonna come up with a weapon that actually works and then we'll be in real danger.
[Stork is lying on the couch, a bag of ice on his head]
It was a close enough call for me. [whispering softly] I can still feel the breeze...
Uh, Stork... that's not the wind.
[As Stork opens one eye, he sees a Merbian carrier pigeon floating above him, a rolled-up piece of parchment held in its claws; naturally, he screams in panic]
Now, any idea where we are?
Piper
Way off course. [points at a section of a map] Here. We're at the very edge of the charted Atmos, Aerrow. A place called "Sky's End".
Yeah, our end, more likely.
[The Storm Hawks are fighting a "dragon"]
I think I've found a chink in its armour! I'm gonna aim for that... belly button-looking thing.
Piper
Aerrow, dragons hatch from eggs! Even if it was real, it can't have a belly button!
Well then, Finn, Junko, you distract it while I aim for its imaginary belly button.
[After Eyeball saw the baby dragons that the Storm Hawks need to protect]
I think Radarr's trying to tell us something.
RRadarr
The sentence I said has four words. [Radarr holds up four fingers]
RRadarr
First word. [Radarr holds up one finger]
Piper
First word.
RRadarr
Eyeball. [Radarr points at his eye]
RRadarr
[Radarr shakes his head "No"] No.
RRadarr
Nah. EYEBALL. [Radarr points at his eye again]
Piper
Eye?
Piper
Eyeball!
RRadarr
[Radarr nods his head "Yes"] Yes. Second word. [Radarr holds up two fingers]
RRadarr
Saw. [Radarr waves his finger near his eye]
RRadarr
[Radarr shakes his head "No"] Uh-uh.
RRadarr
Saw. [Radarr pretends use a saw]
Oh, oh, oh - the death throes of a three-armed swamp gobbler?
RRadarr
[Radarr shakes his head "No"] No, No, No, No! SAW. [Radarr pretends to use a saw again]
Piper
Reaching? Grabbing?
RRadarr
[Radarr makes a positive gesture] Absolutely!
Eyeball saw? Is that some kind of torture device?
RRadarr
[Radarr shakes his head "No"] Certainly not. Fourth word. [Radarr holds up four fingers]
Piper
Straight to the fourth word.
RRadarr
Dragons. [Radarr points at the baby dragons]
RRadarr
[Radarr gives Junko a thumbs-up] Definitely!
Piper
Eyeball saw the dragons! That means this place is about to be swarming with Murk Raiders!
[Radarr runs in, chattering excitedly]
Piper
What's up, Radarr?
[Radarr points toward Aerrow and scratches wildly]
[gasps] Radarr has fleas!
[Radarr growls and points at Aerrow more forcefully]
[Aerrow has an itch, but he is not allowed to move to scratch it]
We're here for ya, buddy! Where does it itch?
Your knee? Uh, foot? Uh, elbow?
[Radarr demonstrates its location by patting himself on the butt]
Ooh, sorry, dude... I can't help you there...
Piper
[handing Finn an extendable grabber] You've got the best aim...
Finn, more than ever, don't miss!
[Talking about the Suit of Untold Vengeance]
Piper
But legend said it was cursed.
Ah! Cursed! I like the sound of that...
Piper
...assuming a diminished capacity on a part of the Dark Ace.
Piper
It means he won't be himself.
[Piper rolls down a drawing of the Dark Ace with ghosts around him]
Piper
The best way to find a weakness is to try and confuse him.
[Junko laughs]
By... dressing up as ghosts. [slaps his face]
[Storm Hawks are confronting the Dark Ace for the second time]
Piper
[Encouraging the team] Aerrow knows what he's doing... [hesitates] Right, Aerrow?
Get out there and let the Dark Ace hit you. [Hits himself on the head]
[Storm Hawks look at him incredulously, Radarr faints]
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