A character in Storm Hawks
Voiced by Chiara Zanni
Storm Hawks · 475 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Storm Hawks: in 136 of its 475 quotes
Most scenes with: Finn (59), Stork (54), Aerrow (53)
Piper[on movie] But handled improperly... they [crystals] can be extremely dangerous. That's why it's always important to... use plenty of caution handling unstable crystals, or "UPCHUC" for short.
[We are shown a montage of characters failing to "UPCHUC"]
Piper[on movie] He didn't UPCHUC. Or him. And neither did they. I always UPCHUC. Do you?
[laughs] I UPCHUC... whenever Junko cooks!
[laughs] I UPCHUC sometimes after flying upside down!
[The next movie begins]
PiperOh! It's my travel log!
Cool! I like this one!
[groans] I knew I should have found a better hiding place.
[Finn has added a clip of him playing air guitar to Piper's movie]
PiperFinn! What did you do to my movie?!
Just helping it rock out a little.
Piper[sarcastically] Gee, thanks.
[gives her the sign of the horns] No prob!
Best movie night ever!
Piper[laughs] I agree with Finn! Whoa, that's never happened before.
[Having found the Condor and Stork]
PiperYou did all these repairs yourself?
Well, I made a few upgrades. Tripped the power of the blaster array, added an omnidirectional tiller, improved the autopilot, and... installed cup holders.
[looks at the cup holders] Sweet!
[The Storm Hawks have driven away the youth squad]
Well, we got our terra back. But knowing what we know now, this whole Storm Hawks thing... Doesn't really feel like home here anymore.
PiperYou know, Aerrow, the Storm Hawks didn't have a terra. That's what made them special. They protected all of Atmos.
[Stork sees Junko eating a bug]
Mmm! Delicious.
Ew. Do you know how many bugs those bugs carry?
[Stork sprays some bug repellent while cringing]
PiperYou keep that up and you're gonna run out.
Don't remind me. I'm down to my last 57 cans.
[The Storm Hawks have found Ravess inside the temple on Tropica]
Cyclonis has been looking for a way to the Far Side of Atmos. That fool explorer, Domiwick, was leading the expedition, until he disappeared. Now she's found it.
PiperThe doorway Stork saw?
My, you are the smart one.
PiperThe scrolls say the Far Side is a place of unspeakable power. If that helps her here on Atmos...
We have to stop her!
Fortunately, you still can. Cyclonis may have the door, but she still doesn't have the key.
[Ravess starts leaving]
PiperWait! What's that supposed to mean?
[sighs] Don't push your luck, Storm Hawk. I'm only helping you to hurt the girl. I still don't like any of you.
I am much happier being the number two guy on this team.
PiperEr, you're not the number two guy.
Um, I wouldn't even say you're number three.
Um, yeah, I-- [Finn covers Junko's mouth before he can finish]
[Aerrow and Piper have walked into a bar full of Cyclonians]
What are you doing here on Terra Wallop?
What are you doing here?
PiperUh, would you believe selling underwear?
[Junko has challenged Terra Wallop's chief, Thragg, to a fight]
PiperThis is one-on-one combat, Junko. He's three times your size!
The Wallops say your odds of winning are... one hundred million to one.
I don't have a choice.
You always have a choice. Let's leave. We can get back to the Condor and get outta here.
I'd be branded a coward. I could never face my people again.
What are you guys worried about? Junko will mop the floor with that dumb Chief Thragg. He's gonna give him a little one-two Knuckle Buster sandwich. Huh? Am I right?
Oh, the Knuckle Busters, yeah. That reminds me. Can't use them. That'd be cheating. [removes the Knuckle Busters]
Two hundred million to one.
[Piper is hiding in Gundstaff's hut from the Cyclonians]
PiperUm, not that I'm complaining, but, er, you didn't seem too happy the last time I, er, borrowed some of your crystals without asking.
I'm tired of Cyclonia walking all over me! [points out a family photo] Besides, they have taken more from me than you ever could.
[We hear the Cyclonians trying to blast their way inside]
Maybe now would be a good time for you ask me.
PiperAsk you what?
[Gundstaff opens the door to his crystal vault]
If you can borrow some of my crystals!
[Cyclonis is talking to Piper in a nightmare-like vision]
So sorry to interrupt... but I just had to compliment you on all the progress you're making.
PiperKeep out of my head, Cyclonis!
[Piper tries to hit Cyclonis, but she suddenly disappears and then reappears behind Piper]
It's like you were born to do the Binding. That's what it's called; the power you've been wielding. Of all the weapons in a crystal mage's arsenal, none is more dangerous, and none more dark.
PiperThis "Binding"... It's evil?
Well, of course, my friend. You didn't think all this power came without a price?
[Piper tries to hit her, but she teleports to a different place again]
PiperHuh?
But don't let that stop you. Keep practising. It'll make you strong, help you win. And in no time at all, you'll be just... like... me.
[Cyclonis has turned herself into Piper. The vision ends, and Piper wakes up next to Aerrow]
PiperNO!
[Piper, her skin now pale, is getting weak from using the Binding]
PiperI'm fine.
Uh, are you kidding? You look worse than Stork. Uh, no offence.
Hm!
Wow, Piper. I knew you admired me, but I had no idea you'd be stealing my look.
PiperEven on my worst day, I couldn't possibly look that bad, but it works on you.
StorkScott McNeil · 171 quotes
FinnMatt Hill · 157 quotes
AerrowSamuel Vincent · 134 quotes
JunkoColin Murdock · 90 quotes
Master CyclonisLenore Zann · 30 quotes
Dark AceSamuel Vincent · 23 quotes
SnipeColin Murdock · 21 quotes
ReptonScott McNeil · 16 quotes
Leugey11 quotes
StarlingNicole Oliver · 11 quotes
RavessCathy Weseluck · 9 quotes
Mr. MossMark Oliver · 8 quotes
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