Piper quotes from Storm Hawks

Piper

There might be a way to find the Condor using its timepulse code.

Aerrow

Great! What's the code?

Piper

Who knows? It's a 46-digit number and it's only written on the ship's ownership card, which is still on the Condor.

Stork

Oh, you mean "19837657289478274673892837584736 [takes a deep breath] 7436573875643 [takes a deep breath] 8"?

Finn

Did I mention I had to trade ten Power Crystals and our toaster oven so we could all go?

Piper

That's almost our entire power supply!

Junko

What? No toast?

Finn

Uh... Cyclonis wears bad shoes!

Piper

[sighs] Finn...

Finn

Uh... Cyclonis, uh, never shampoos!

Master Cyclonis

[to guard] Throw the rude one into the cage!

Piper

You shouldn't leave a paper trail on your desk. Now, I can make a Regenerating Crystal, too.

Master Cyclonis

You're not even close to having skills for something that complex.

Piper

Closer than you think. [punches Cyclonis] And speaking of skills, you fight like a girl.

Wren

We found this at the scene of the crime!

Wren

This is your insignia, is it not?

Piper

It's a fake! You see, this emblem is stitched. All of ours are painted.

Finn

Yeah. Like any of us know how to sew.

Piper

Guys, this is bad...

Junko

[scoffs] They want how much for a one-bedroom apartment?

Aerrow

Stork, find some cover, fast!

Stork

Was getting kinda drafty... [reaches for his towel]

Aerrow

I meant for the ship...

Stork

Right...

Piper

Actually, if you could do both, that would be great.

Piper

...Stork?

Stork

[after removing helmet] My prototype strato-suit... for protection from the dangers of the upper atmosphere...

Finn

Are those... radishes?

Stork

Only known defense against... strato-elves... [begins pointing to varies doodads on the suit, from his left to his right] This wards off the warro-weasels; this drives away the dreaded mist bunnies... [makes a hand gesture that looks like a rabbit, then points to the helmet] Oh, and that’s the air supply.

Aerrow

Uh, that's great, Stork. But for the rest of us, just do the air part, okay?

Stork

Eh, it's your funeral, man...

Piper

Your path will directly intercept the exopod. Once you've destroyed it, the Condor will move in position to catch you. Don't miss your re-entry window.

Stork

Or... you'll drift off into... the point of no return...

Aerrow

Piper, I'm going to need a new calculation, this time with me going around the far side of the Atmos.

Piper

Aerrow, that's never been done before.

Stork

I really don't think that's gonna stop him.

Piper

Well, you did it, Aerrow. You really did it!

Aerrow

I did.

Piper

[leans closer to Aerrow] What was it like?

Aerrow

I don't have the words.

Piper

Pfft. Who needs words? At least you got pictures! [Aerrow had taken horrible blurry pictures for Piper]

Piper

I've figured out a way to deactivate the crystal. It involves a combination of incredibly rare crystals, and there's only one person who has them all.

Aerrow

Let me guess - Gundstaff. This isn't gonna be easy.

Junko

Ooh, what does he have? Advanced retinal armour? Viral incinerators?

Piper

Worse. He's really tall.

Piper

Just a couple more and I'll have all the crystals we need to separate you.

Leugey

Yeah! [turns to Stork uncertainly] Separate us? I don't wanna be separated!

Stork

You mean, you like sharing the same stale air with somebody else's smelly, germ-ridden body?

Leugey

Well, sure, who wouldn't? But mostly, I like being an honorary Stork Hawk!

Aerrow

We searched every inch of the ship for the monster.

Monster?

Piper

Must have come from the canister. The only question is, how'd it get out?

Aerrow

You didn't.

Stork

Ooh... they did.

Stork

Ooh...

Piper

What is it, Stork?

Stork

Well, on a scale of horrible to catastrophic, I'd say this is a complete disaster.