Storm Hawks · Season 1, Episode 26
[The Condor has broken down, and the Storm Hawks are trying console Stork]
Stork, I'm sure we can find a way to patch up the impellor.
[yells in frustration] It's already been patched! A thousand times, just like everything on this flying deathtrap! The emergency sprinkles are full of slime... when you flush the toilet, it sends a hundred volts through the seat... [they hear Junko yell in pain off-screen]
Uh, yeah, it would be good to get that fixed...
[The Storm Hawks are being shown a new ship]
[looking at a magazine] Guys, it comes with an air freshener!
[The Storm Hawks have traded the Condor for a new ship, which is literally falling apart as they attempt to battle Cyclonians]
Piper I can't pilot our way out of this! We need Stork! [Radarr jumps over to remove Stork's Trance Helmet and wake him up]
Are you sure that's a good idea? I mean, he's probably gonna be a little upset at me for [as Radarr suceeds in getting the helmet off, Finn's voice lowers to a whisper] trading the Condor for this ship!
[as he wakes up, he looks around, then turns to glare at Finn angrily] You what? I'm out of it for a few minutes, and you WHAT!? [he jumps on Finn, rocking the ship as fight sounds are heard from the outside. As the Cyclonians draw closer, Aerrow manages to separate them]
Stork, I know this maybe isn't the best time for you [Stork flails toward Finn, trying to hit him with his feet], but we've got impending doom at 11 o'clock!
[The Cyclonians open fire]
My beloved is gone! What's the point!?
[The ship gets blasted more forcefully, making Stork fall over. A large metal object falls from the ceiling and lands very close to his head]
OK, I get the point.
But Stork, you complain about the Condor all the time.
That's because I love to complain! Just drop me off at the Black Gorge.
There might be a way to find the Condor using its timepulse code.
Great! What's the code?
Who knows? It's a 46-digit number and it's only written on the ship's ownership card, which is still on the Condor.
Oh, you mean "19837657289478274673892837584736 [takes a deep breath] 7436573875643 [takes a deep breath] 8"?
[The Colonel has acquired the Condor. It is starting to rip apart because it is going too fast]
Oh, no. My ship. My ship!
Your ship? This is my ship now, remember?
Then maybe you oughta try saving it!
It's just a ship. I have plenty of ships.
"Just a ship"?! The Condor demands an apology!
[The Storm Hawks now have the Condor back]
After our little high speed joyride of doom, she's in worse shape than ever! And I wouldn't have you any other way.
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