Piper quotes from Storm Hawks

Aerrow

[to Stork] Where's the Condor? Where's Radarr?

Stork

It... It ate them.

What did?

Stork

The terra...

Stork

Dual-action tiller, omni-directional jib! It be perfect!

Aerrow

Stork, you OK? We were pretty worried about-

Stork

I be more than OK! I be on a quest for the beastie that took me ship and me home!

Aerrow

So stage three is delusions then?

Piper

Of grandeur.

Finn

Stork, that was totally amazing! You just dove right into a Leviathan's mouth!

Stork

I... did what?

Piper

Stage four: memory loss.

Stork

Where are we?

Piper

They're not holograms, not pods, not made of metal or paper-maché. They're real-live exact duplicates.

Finn

[looking at a clone] Hey, is my left nostril really bigger than my right? And why didn't someone tell me I had a hairy mole on the back of my neck?

At least I'm a fresher, newer you, old-timer!

Finn

Hey, do not mess with the master copy, clone boy!

Piper

Same exact personality, too.

Piper

Guys, I think I've got the solution!

Finn

The solution is a disco?

Piper

No. But this disco ball is powered by a Lunar Crystal, with properties the exact opposite of a Solaris Crystal. Emitting light back into the prism may just cancel out our clone problem!

Finn

Translation, please?

Piper

[sighs] The shiny ball may just fix you.

Finn

Ooohhh, shiny!

Finn

Um... I don't think those are stagehands.

Piper

(annoyed) What tipped you off?

Finn

No hands.

Starling

STOP!

Starling

And how, exactly, does this help?

Aerrow

Merbian crazy face is a tactic Stork's people use to ward off enemies.

Junko

Besides, it's fun!

Piper

You try!

Starling

I don't think so.

Starling

[feebly] Grr.

Stork

Um, ya, I suppose it's a start.

Finn

[singing and playing guitar badly] We tried to knock down Polaris Pointe, but it knocked us down instead! We tried to knock down-

Piper

Finn, please stop.

Finn

Someday, you'll all be begging for the musical stylings of Finn.

Piper

[rolls her eyes]

Piper

They're putting up posters to make it look like Cyclonia's cool, and tricking kids into joining the Talons.

Finn

Sweet! Oh, no way! They have a rollercoaster, too?

Aerrow

So how long will these Chroma Crystals keep us disguised?

Piper

Long enough. I'd just feel better if the whole team was here.

Aerrow

We have to keep this low profile. Junko and Stork would stick out too much. And Finn...

Whoa, cool! This is gonna be awesome!

Aerrow

Actually, he'd blend right in.

Piper

It's you!

Heard of me, huh? The hotshot that was busted back to basic for chickening out against the Storm Hawks.

Piper

I'm here to help...

Obviously. These spiny spuds aren't peeling themselves. If you really wanna help, give me a rematch with those stinking Storm Hawks!

Finn

Dude, what's with the hair?

Piper

That's nothing. Wait 'til you hear his nickname.

Finn

They gave you guys nicknames? Aw, I should have gone, too. Always wanted a nickname. Slick! No, no; Hotshot! Master Blaster! Chica-Cha Dude!

Aerrow

Er, Junko, this place must be messing with you. That's not the way it happened. I'm the one who got us lost, remember?

Piper

No, it was me!

Finn

What? No, I was the one who got us in here!

Stork

Um, excuse me, it was all me, man!

Piper

But... we can't all be responsible... can we?

Aerrow

Someone must have outlasted the Siren.

Piper

But that would take someone with major brain power.

Finn

Well, say "Hello" to our mental giant!

Aerrow

[to Radarr] Wait. So that‘s your greatest desire? You just wanted to drive?

Stork

Works for me.

Piper

But Stork, you complain about the Condor all the time.

Stork

That's because I love to complain! Just drop me off at the Black Gorge.