I was trying to scare you slackers so I could have this sweet crash pad to myself, and I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you meddling groms!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Hey bro, how come Bummer doesn't want us to play frisbee inside? [throws the frisbee to Broseph]
Huh, can't remember, bro. [throws frisbee]
[frisbee hits a female guest]
FTFemale Teen
Ow, my nose! [covering her nose] Now I'll never be a teen model.
Come on, it doesn't look so bad. [shows Reef her nose] Eww, how do you feel about telemarketing? [female teen runs away crying] Go long! [throws frisbee to Broseph until it hits Emma]
[after getting hit by the frisbee] Ow!
[concerned] Emma, are you okay?
I'm better than okay, I'm 10 out of 10!
Got that right, betty! [makes a gesture]
[to himself in the mirror] Who's a sexy betty? Oh yeah, I'm a sexy betty! [to Lo] Uh, it's not what it looks like.
You're dressing like a girl to beat Fin in the Battle of the Betties!
Okay, it's exactly what it looks like.
You need to definitely work on your look, even a blind judge wouldn't think those were real. [shows Reef's uneven chest]
Whatever, I'm just as hot a girl as I am a guy, see? [a ball pops out from Reef's top]
Oh sweetie, no beauty and no brains! Come on, time for a man makeover.
[about his look] That's too much eye liner.
No it's not, you look good.
I want to look classy good, not cheap good! [applies some more eyeliner] Now, let's check out some swim wear. [going through Lo's locker for swimwear] No, no, no, absolutely not, [pulls out a red swimsuit] here it is.
No way, that's one of my faves.
Come on, I'll give it back.
Eww, like I'd wear it again after it held your junk!
After I win, I will pay double what they cost.
You better win!
[looking in the mirror] Sandy Beaches has never lost.
Now you're just creeping me out.
You have to promise to keep this quiet, I just became strikeless!
We may have to tell Lo!
Lo! Why?
Because you're about to run her over!
Ahhh! [slams the breaks]
Anyone going to the beach bash!
Okay! [using the external speakers] You can come too, but you have to stop doing that thing with your thumbs!
Eeee!
LELo and Emma
Yay!
[Broseph knocks on the window]
Huh! [sees Broseph] I guess one more can't hurt! [sighs]
My man!
Hey since your heading too town! Can we snag a lift?
No, no, no you cannot! I, I can't take this many people on the bus! I shouldn't be taking anyone!
Oh, I get it! It's because we're not strikeless like you! Sorry dudes, guess Mr. Prefect thinks he's better than us!
[gasps] You don't really think that, do you, Johnny?
No, no, of course not!
Cool, then you can drive all of us!
Fine, just hurry up and get in!
Oh, and what do we have here! [dangles a ticket in front of Johnny] A spare ticket for Johnny to come to the bash with us! Are we buds or what?
They're all hitchhiking to the same place we're going! How lucky is that?
Yep, just call me Mr. Lucky!
[being carried on Reef's surfboard] I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!
[as Johnny goes blank] Dude, dude! [waves his hand in front of Johnny] Dang! Someone get the dude a chillow!
They're in the bus!
Uh oh!
[resort video] And why not try a delicious Wipeout Whale seafood stick! Now with seven percent real seafood!
No food or drinks on the bus! And seatbelts on, and don't touch anything! And no farting! [hears someone fart]
Wow padded foot rest, sweet!
Whoa the seats recline!
[on the resort video] Welcome to Surfer's Paradise, dudes!
Check it out, it's the new resort video! Bummer looks lamer than usual!
[hears someone open a bag] Stop eating the cashews! They are for resort guest only!
[eating cashews] If they weren't meant to be eaten, why did they put them in easy-to-open packages? Think about it, bro!
It's okay Johnny, everyone needs a little fun sometimes, even you! [puts her hand on his shoulder]
Maybe you're right, I could use a little more fun, yeah! How about we see what these old whale wheels can do!
Woohoo, yeah!
RSReef's mom
How's my little Leslie?
EFEmma and Fin
Leslie? [both laugh]
Moms, what are you doing all the way out here and why didn't you call first?
RSReef's mom
Well I wanted to surprise you, sweetpea. And look. I brought someone special with me. [pulls out a stuffed animal] Ta-da! You never could sleep without wittle piggy! [Emma and Fin laugh] Are these your friends, honey?
Nice to meet you. Yes, we're very good friends with Leslie. [Emma and Fin laugh]
[carrying a pile of paper slips] Read 'em and weep, bras. Every phone number of every bikini babe from here to Bali. Now, who do I call first. [Reef's mom laughs] Moms?
Uh, bit of a weird choice, dude.
RSReef's mom
Oh hi, honey! These nice young ladies offered to do my hair!
In exchange for stories about [in baby tone] little Leslie!
Oh! Tell us again how you invented your own stain remover for his skid marks. [Reef screams]
You okay? Or should I call animal control? Come on.
Somebody's jealous.
Jealous? Of some dude who's probably gonna hug and kiss Fin before I do. Right, as if.
Because if you were, you could always flirt with someone else and make her jealous back.
Yeah! Two can play at that game... uh, I mean, if I were jealous, I could. Which I'm not.
Okay, okay. Suit yourself. He's totally jealous.
No doubt.
They got the suit!
CCaptain Clam
Hey guys! Quality punk!
And the guy in the suit? We're clam-nappers! We're all going to burn! We're all going to jail all for clam-napping!
Whoa, whoa! Speak for yourself! I didn't nap any clam.
What'll it take for you to keep quiet about this. A hat? A T-shirt? A snowglobe? Two snowglobes?
CCaptain Clam
Nah, don't worry about it. I should thank you. You did me a favor.
Oh, a whole weekend without Ty? What am I supposed to do for 48 hours?
You might wanna get a hobby.
Yo, Lo. Bummer wants you in the DR. Some kid rejected his clam chowder, as in [makes barfing sounds then laughs]
Puke pickup? Could life possibly get any worse?
[after a seagull defecates on him] SEAGULL!
Huh, I guess it could.
Lo called in a bomb threat.
Uh, what?! What's wrong with you, anyway? You've been flavored ever since we got up here!
Maybe cause my mom is such a train wreck? All I wanted was a night of luxury with the girls and she's totally embarrassing me!
Oh come on! She's not that bad.
RMrs. Ridgemount
WHOO! [sips an energy drink] These things are rad, y'all!
Anyway, you should just tell her what's going on. She's so chill.
RMrs. Ridgemount
Anyone wanna give me pink highlights? Or how about a makeup sesh? I have glitter!
Okay, "chill" may be the wrong word.
But you should totally tell her before it's too late!
No biggie. I'm sure whoever's on their way to deal with this will be totally cool.
RMr. Ridgemount
Sit tight princess, we'll have you out in a minute!
Daddy?!
Oh man, this is gonna be so sick!
How much do you think one dude can lose it? [imagines Bummer driving his golf cart at the guest then into the pool]
No no, check this. [imagines Bummer chainsawing the Wipeout statue in the lobby]
No, dudes, I got it! [imagines Bummer blowing up the hotel, then riding a Wipeout costume while laughing hysterically]
BFBroseph, Fin, and Reef
Righteous.
Sh! Guys, here he comes!
Cameras ready! And action! [Bummer starts crying] Hehehe—wait, this isn't funny, is it? [Broseph and Fin shake their heads] Darn it!
[reading a magazine] "To get past your crush, find a new frog to kiss. There just might be a prince underneath." Hey Johnny, um, with Bummer all AWOL, I was thinking, do you wanna maybe, like, go on a lunch date? [Johnny freezes in shock] Johnny?
[pulls out a card and recites it quickly] "I, Johnny Front Desk Guy, promise you, Emma, the absolute, most awesome you've ever been on in your entire life!"
Great, but what's with the card?
Are you kidding? I've been waiting on this since, like, forever! I got a date with Emma!
Wow. He is really into lunch.
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