Ringo quotes from Steven Universe

Garnet

Tell us your name, stranger.

Ringo

My name is Ringo. I am but a humble caretaker of the shrine atop Yonder Mountain. [points to his shrine atop the mountain in the distance]

How did you get those wounds? Was it from some kind of training.

Ringo

Well, you see, [flashback starts with him sweeping and cleaning with a broomstick before a Foxman shows up with his camera, wanting to take some pictures] an innocent Foxman wanted to see the shrine. Such a sweet, sweet Foxman. Naturally, I obliged. Inside rested the sacred magic gem of ultimate power! It was then that the Foxman double-crossed me! [Foxman then bashes him on the head with his camera, rubs his paws, and absorbs the gem's power, with a big buffed body] He used the power of the gem to banish me from my own shrine. [end of flashback] Ever since then, I've been searching for someone strong enough to help me.

Garnet

That gem must be contained. No one should have that much power.

Ringo

Oh, you can have the gem. [desperately] I just want my shrine back.

Ringo

I told you he was strong.

Garnet

Then we'll just have to get stronger.

[gasps] Training time!

Garnet

Now give back the gem.

But I'm the sworn protector of the gem! What did that liar tell you?! [gasps] No!

Ringo

You dummies feel for it! Now the sacred magic gem of ultimate power is mine! [laughs as he places the gem in his hair ring and turns into a buffed version of himself] Ultimate Ringo!

Curse you, Ringo! I'll make you pay for this!

Ringo

Too bad you didn't outfox me when you had the chance! [zaps his staff at Foxman, turning him into an onion ring]