Fryman quotes from Steven Universe

Fryman

Ah... Where's your face, Frybo? Being part of the Fryman family means you gotta sell fries! And be my son, which you are. [Peedee sighs] So... you're already halfway there. Keep at it, Frybo!

Peedee

I'm Pee— [Fryman closes door] dee...

Steven

[beat] Hi, Peedee!

Peedee

When I told my Dad I wanted to be part of the Fryman family business, I didn't think it meant being stuck in a sweaty old costume. Things used to be different, Steven. Nothing to worry about back then except making myself dizzy on the old seahorse ride at Funland...

Steven

Oh, Frybo, you're hilarious. [Peedee clenches his hands, sighs]

Peedee

I wish there was a way for this costume to do its job without me in it! [Steven thinks for a beat]

Steven

Maybe it can, Peedee... Maybe it can...

Fryman

You were great, Frybo. The kids today just didn't understand. And now... [cries] they never will...

Pearl

Weren't people scared of it before he attacked them?

Steven

Shh!

Fryman

It's time... [takes out lighter] to send him off.

Fryman

[sighs] As greasy in death... as he was in life.

Peedee

Dad? Um... I'll... Are you going to get another costume? [long beat]

Fryman

..Nah, I don't need another Frybo. I've got... [puts arm around Peedee] the Fryman.

Steven

Pearl, I think our work here is done.

Pearl

[frowning] Put your clothes on, Steven.

Hey! It's those magical ladies! [runs at Garnet] What's going on here?!

Garnet

The ocean is gone. Obviously.

That's right! Now it's just a desert. No one wants to take a vacation to... Desert City! [bawling] Aww, we're gonna lose all our summer business!

Lars

And all the beach babes! Awww!

Fryman

Who's gonna buy my fries?

And my pizza!

Who's gonna have fun at Funland?!

As mayor, I DEMAND YOU EXPLAIN THIS IMMEDIATE— [Garnet slaps megaphone off his hand] ..ly...

Garnet

It was Lapis Lazuli.

Steven

Lapis Lazuli?

Pearl

She's the Gem you released from the mirror.

Steven

But she's a Gem just like us!

Pearl

There's a lot you don't know about Gems, Steven.