Sardonyx quotes from Steven Universe

Sardonyx

Now, Alexandrite has a throat full of flames. Whether that's the cause of her raspy voice is up for debate. [screen monitor shows a clip from "Super Watermelon Island" of Alexandrite's fight with Malachite] But there's no room for questions when she attacks, exhaling a burning blaze. So I call this segment… "Breath of Fire!"

Sardonyx

Gooooood evening, everybody! (struts over to Lion, Steven, and Amethyst and does a twirl) This is the lovely Sardonyx! Coming to you a-live from the soon-to-be-former Communication Hub! How are y'all doin' tonight?

Amethyst

(sarcastically) Great...

Steven

(gasps) Giant woman!

Sardonyx

What do you say we move on to the next segment, everybody? Here we are! I call this segment…

[voiceover] "You Like That, Little Man?"

Sardonyx

'Cause everybody loves a callback. She's not actually in this episode. Do we still have to pay her? Yes? Fair enough. Now it's no secret that us fine fusions pack an extra punch, but Sugilite is a standout for being a heavy-hitting powerhouse!

Sardonyx

[talking to herself] There must be some common thread between Steven and Amethyst that's heightened by their fusion.

Smoky

I don't know, Sards, I guess, zero plus zero equals zero.

Sardonyx

Something they both think. Something they both do.

Smoky

They say two wrongs don't make a right-- I guess I'm living proof that that's true! [chuckles] I'm just one big super wrong, good-for-nothing dud with a yo-yo!

Sardonyx

[uncomfortably] They want to impress us! They were planning this all morning, we hijacked the show! I was excited. [covers her face in guilt] It's not about US!

Smoky

What's happening?!

Garnet

It's Sardonyx! If she's not here, the room can't exist!