Stevonnie quotes from Steven Universe

Stevonnie

No! We have to beat him. He deserves to lose!

Stevonnie

What do we do now? That was our best chance. We can't fix the radio, the ship's beyond hope, no one knows where we are. [groans] What do we do?!

Stevonnie

[through Connie] Come on, we have to! We're out of energy bars! [through Steven] But it's so cute! [through Connie] But we need the protein for a healthy diet!

Stevonnie

I have to show everybody. [shows the Gems their form back at the temple] Pretty cool, right?

Pearl

[baffled] He fused with his friend, Connie?

Amethyst

[chuckles as she looks at Garnet] Pearl, look at Garnet.

Pearl

This is unprecedented. [examines Steven and Connie's fusion] A Gem fusing with a human being? It's impossible! Or, at the very least, inappropriate.

Amethyst

Wow! You two look great together! How does it feel, Steven? Connie? …Stevonnie?

Stevonnie

It feels amazing!

Pearl

Yes. Well, I'm glad you're enjoying yourselves, but you two should un-fuse this instant.

Stevonnie

Wait, what?! Pearl, you were so worried Steven wouldn't be able to do this. Aren't you proud of him?

Pearl

Of course I am! I... [turns to Garnet] Garnet, help me out here!

Garnet

Stevonnie... [walks to her] listen to me. [Pearl and Amethyst walk away] You are not two people, and you are not one person. You... are an experience! Make sure you're a good experience. Now... go…have…FUN!

Stevonnie

I don't understand what's wrong. You have fun dancing, but this dance isn't fun! You're supposed to like this. Why don't you like this? [sighs, stands up] I wish you were here. If we were together, it would be okay. But... we are together, and it's not. I'm alone. [Kevin's hand leans on the wall next to Stevonnie's side]

Kevin

Not tonight. [pan left to him smirking] Hey, baby. Why'd you leave me on the dance floor?

Stevonnie

I don't... [pushes Kevin's hand away] I don't want to dance anymore.

Kevin

What are you talking about? We're the best thing that's ever happened to this place. Come back out with me.

Stevonnie

Why should I?!

Kevin

Because we're angels walking among garbage people. We're perfect for each other.

Stevonnie

How can you say that?! You don't even know us!

Kevin

Oh, whoa. I'm just looking for a dance! Don't get crazy.

Stevonnie

No one is crazy, I just don't like feeling alone here!

Kevin

If you're so lonely, then dance with me.

Stevonnie

Ugh! [growls] Fine. You wanna dance? Let's go.

Stevonnie

And it's Stevonnie; I am not your baby.

Kevin

Feel like giving up yet?

Stevonnie

Ugh! Why do you have to be such a jerk all the time?!

Kevin

The truth is, I don't mean to be this way. I-I just lash out because of my little brother. [inhales sharply, sighs] He's sick. Been sick all our lives. Sometimes I think if I act real cool and never let anyone see my pain, then maybe the pain will go away. And maybe... [covers face with his hand] I can take his pain away, too.

Steven

Kevin... I had no idea.

Kevin

Dude! I don't even have a brother! I'm like this because I think it's funny!

Stevonnie

URRRGH!!

Jasper

[shocked to see Steven and Connie fused into Stevonnie] You fused?!

Stevonnie

[catches Amethyst's gem] Whoa! I did!

Jasper

You Crystal Gems would even fuse with a human?!

Stevonnie

[facing Jasper] I don't wanna hear anything you say. [holds up Amethyst's gem] Unless it's "sorry."

Jasper

[enraged after being beaten by Stevonnie] Fusion! Fusion! It's always fusion!

Stevonnie

Are you ready to apologize?

Jasper

This was just a warmup. Get ready for next time, Rose! Jaspers don't give up. Jaspers keep going, until we get what we want. [retreats into the ocean]

Stevonnie

Huh. I guess she lives in the ocean now.

Lars

You don't get it, do you, Steven? [starts tearing up and sniffles] It should be me. [starts crying] I'm the one that should be hanging out with the Cool Kids! She's getting back at me for everything I've done!

Connie

Do you really think Sadie is living her life just to get back at you?

Lars

Why else would she be having so much fun without me?!

Steven

Because life goes on, no matter what happens. She was so upset when she found out you'd be stuck in space, Lars. She really misses you, but she can't stay sad forever. She started hanging out with the cool kids, she quit the Big Donut, all because she needed to do something to (make herself) feel better.

Connie

And look at you! Steven said you'd be hiding in some cave on Homeworld, but you're not! You're out here fighting for freedom with all your new friends in tow! Are you doing any of this to hurt Sadie?

Lars

No! I'm doing this because I have to. [tears up] I'd never do this to hurt Sadie because-

Steven

Because!

Connie

Because!

Because you're best friends!

Stevonnie

And best friends wouldn't do anything to hurt each other!

Yellow Diamond

[through gritted teeth]] Pink, what are you doing?!

Stevonnie

I was just dancing! [sees they have accidentally fused and everybody else looks in shock]

Blue Diamond

Pink, this is completely unacceptable! Unfuse or I'll make you!

Garnet

You'll have to go through me!

Pearl

(gasp) And me! (Runs over to Amethyst and fuses into Opal)

Amethyst

Yeah!

And me! [Opal and Stevonnie look at Garnet, and she shrugs] I knew it! I knew I couldn't be the only one!

Stevonnie

Opal! Garnet!

Yellow Diamond

Pink, you've gone too far even for you. [picks up Stevonnie and throws them into a dark room] Stay in here and think about what you've done!

Stevonnie

No, wait!

Stevonnie

[singing] ♪ I guess I have to face, that in this awful place, I shouldn't show a trace... of doubt. / But pulled against the grain, I feel a little pain, that I would rather do... without. / I'd rather be free-ee-ee, free-ee-ee, free... / I'd rather be free-ee-ee, free-ee-ee, free... / Free-ee-ee, free-ee-ee, free... / from here. ♪

Steven

[wakes up and looks at Connie, who's asleep] Guess we'll see what happens.