Amethyst quotes from Steven Universe

Amethyst

Yo, Greg, check it out! We brought gifts for Little Rose.

Garnet

Amethyst, we've gone over this. Steven is a--

Amethyst

Human baby.

Garnet

And Steven is--

Amethyst

Not Rose.

Greg

[closes the door as the Gems enter the house] Can I get you guys anything? We've got water, old plates, uh… How about some tea.

Pearl

No. We're just here to drop off these gifts.

Greg

Right. Sure.

Greg

These gifts are great, but Steven's just too young for this stuff. Nowadays he's really into this. [swinging a keychain carabiner] [singing] Carabiner! Carabiner! [Baby Steven laughs]

Amethyst

Whoa, he loves it! [takes the carabiner, swings it] Hey, 'lil Steven!

Pearl

Hm, he's certainly captivated with those things.

Garnet

Well, next time, we'll just bring a big box of keys for Steven.

Amethyst

Whoa!

Greg

[gasps]

Garnet

Oh!

Pearl

Wha?!

Greg

What's happening to him?

Garnet

It's... Rose.

Pearl

Is that possible?

Greg

Is he gonna turn into a laser?!

Amethyst

Relax, y'all. I got it all figured out. Rose is trying to shapeshift back to her old self.

Greg

What?!

Pearl

She can't shapeshift because she's trapped in a baby!

Greg

Trapped in a baby?!

Pearl

[to Baby Steven's gem] Rose? Rose, it's me, Pearl. Are you in there? Glow twice for yes. [Baby Steven grabs Pearl's nose] Baby, please. I'm trying to talk to Rose.

Steven

You kidnapped me?!

Amethyst

Yep.

Garnet

Some of our actions were a bit regrettable.

Pearl

At the time, we thougth it'd be better to handle things our way.

Amethyst

Nah, we straight up 'napped you.

Pearl

We can all see her. She's right there! She just can't reform because... she has this... baby around her. Rose, I know you're in there. I can let you out. We'll be... together... again. [reaches out her hand, ready to pull out Rose's gem out of Baby Steven's navel and Baby Steven suddenly starts giggling; startled] I can't. [begins tearing up] I can't! She wanted this so much… I just don't understand why. "Everything should grow, and everything should change, and isn't it so great how it comes so naturally to humans?" Well, it's not natural for us! It's not natural... for me.

Garnet

It will be, for him.

Amethyst

What about Rose?

Garnet

This isn't about Rose. From now on, everything has to be about Steven.

Steven

[shows Buddy Budwick's journal to the Gems] Hey, do you know anything about this thing? [Amethyst takes a closer look]

Amethyst

Hmm. Steven, you deserve to know the truth. And the truth is... I have no idea what that thing is, I've never seen it before in my life.

Pearl

Excuse me, Amethyst, allow me. [sees illustration of the Palanquin] Uh, well... it appears to be an illustration in some kind of journal.

Steven

C'mon, you know what I mean. I had a dream where I saw this thing. Connie and I were wondering if maybe...

Pearl

[stammers] S-Steven, why don't you and Connie— [Garnet interrupts her]

Garnet

You can't go there! [everyone stares at Garnet for a beat]

Steven

..Why not?

Amethyst

[shady] Yeah, why not? [Garnet hesitates. Steven sighs and closes the journal]

Steven

I thought you were going to tell me everything from now on.

Pearl

Oh, Steven... we—

Steven

[points Palanquin illustration] Does this have anything to do with Pink Diamond?! I already know Mom shattered her, so what is it about this that you can't tell me?! [Pearl winces to Garnet]

Garnet

Please! You're making Pearl very upset.

Steven

No! I'm very upset! [Connie and Amethyst back away]

Garnet

We're--not--going. Rose never wanted you to see this place.

Steven

"Rose wanted..." [growls] What about what I want?! [points at Garnet] I'm sick of everyone lying to me! Rose is my mom! Out of anyone! Don't I deserve to know the truth?! [Amethyst offers a box of popcorn to Connie, who declines]

Garnet

This isn't the time.

Steven

I don't care!! I wanna go there now!!

Garnet

[sharply] Steven!

Connie

I'm sorry... I... I shouldn't have brought the book.

Steven

Yes, you should've brought it. It's lucky something has some information that I don't have to get out of them!!! Connie, I need to borrow this book.

Garnet

That's right! Pink Diamond's insidious human zoo.

Steven

What?

Garnet

During her reign on Earth, Pink Diamond stole humans from their families as trophies of her conquest.

Amethyst

You gotta be kidding.

Pearl

Oh, no. It was very serious. When I still served… Homeworld, I saw it myself. A private menagerie deep in space. Humans in captivity. We were never able to rescue them. We had no way to get to them after the war. But, that was over 5,000 years ago.

Steven

Uhh, Why do you guys look like that?

Garnet

The gravity warp seems to be affecting our bodies.

Amethyst

Please tell me this lasts forever.

Pearl

Our bodies are made of light, and usually they form a mass dependent on the air pressure and the level of gravity in the environment. But we're in a situation where the normal laws of physics don't apply.

Amethyst

Who cares? It's funny.

Pearl

In what way is this funny?!

Steven

So, you guys aren't doing this on purpose? Can't you shapeshift back?

Amethyst

Hold on. [hapeshifts into Purple Puma] Huh, check it out. Puma cub.

Garnet

The ship seems to be putting out some kind of energy, keeping us in this shape.

Steven

[turns to the control panel] Oh, I know the problem!

Pearl

You do?

Steven

Peridot said the ship was calibrated for Rubies. It must be making you all Ruby-sized.

Pearl

Ugh! Why doesn't she tell us anything? This is why we don't listen to her.

Pearl

The human zoo. I can't believe it still exists.

Steven

Dad's gotta be in there. We just have to find him and bust him out.

Amethyst

Those Gems.

Pearl

Amethyst guards. Right, like we could just waltz up as an ownerless Pearl, a fusion and- and you.

Steven

We just need disguises. I'll be Esteban Universedad!

Pearl

Steven, it doesn't matter what your name is. We're all going to stand out!

Sapphire

We won't stand out if we play the roles we were made for.

Steven

Ruby! Sapphire!

Okay, everybody. Hear her out.

Sapphire

Today, I'm a Sapphire traveling with my Ruby guard…

[approvingly] Hm.

Sapphire

And my personal Pearl…

Pearl

Mm-hmm.

Sapphire

Esteban, I've brought you as an offering for the Zoo.

Steven

Pobrecito Esteban!

Amethyst

Uh, what about me?

Sapphire

You're accompanying me as extra muscle.

Amethyst

[points to the Amethyst guards at the entrance] Muscle like them?

Sapphire

Exactly.

Amethyst

But I've never even seen another Amethyst before. What do I do? What if I say something wrong?

Sapphire

Just look the part. You're new and we're rusty, but we just have to sell this long enough to find Greg.

Pearl

Is this really going to work?

Sapphire

No. [they all gasp] Just… stick together. Play it straight! Let's… change the future! [smiles crookedly]

These the ones?

Amethyst

Steven! Greg! They found me out!

Steven

Ameythst!

Amethyst

You won't believe what I've been through! These Amethysts, they're really, really... great!

Steven

What?! [all of the Quartz soldiers laugh]

[laughing] Your faces!

[laughing] You were right. That was priceless!

Amethyst

[hugs Steven] I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I had to! What are you wearing? Greg, this is a good look for you.

Steven

What is going on?

Amethyst

These Amethysts, they're all from Earth! They're from the Prime Kindergarten! Wait. Hey, 8XL!

Yeah?

Amethyst

You guys, I'm an 8! Tell them, tell them!

The Amethyst under me never popped out. We were all waiting and, nothing.

Amethyst

I'm 8XM! Facet 5, Cut 8XM! That's me! This is 8XG, this is 8XH…

I'm J.

Amethyst

Oh, geez! Sorry, I'm worse than Holly Blue!

Aren't we all?

Prime, Prime, Prime. You Amethysts are so cliquey.

Amethyst

Skinny's a Jasper! There are gems here from the Beta Kindergarten, too. Hey, where's Carnelian?

Celebrating.

[carries Amethyst] I'm not the shortest anymore!

Greg

This is unreal.

Steven

Hey! Please, if you don't mind me asking, we really need your help. We came in with Sapphire, Ruby, and Pearl. We've gotta find them and get them out of-

I'll only be a moment. [enters the room as Steven and Greg quickly hide behind an Amethyst Guard] What are you all doing in here?! Get to your stations! Even you hideous off-color Betas! Get out of your cubbies and into your places! It's the least you can do for the Diamond that kept you worthless sorry Gems in service! That's right. Blue is back already! Now go pretend your filthy vein of Quartz is capable of gratitude! Go, go, go!

[as Steven, Greg, and the Crystal Gems try to stealthily file past her] It's a shame, though. This outpost is so remote, I was beginning to think we'd been forgotten. But we haven't! Two diamonds, one day! What an honor! I don't think anything can spoil this for me! [turns and catches the group frozen while boarding the Roaming Eye] What… is… THE MEANING OF THIS?! [the Quartz soldiers appear to watch in the doorway watching behind her] Why are these two outside the containment area?!

Sapphire

Holly Blue, I can explain…

No need, your Clarity. Not even you could have forseen how incompetent these Amethysts are. Well, if you want something done right... [summons an electrified whip from her gem in the back of her head] you just do it yourself. [to Steven and Greg] You two are coming with me! [swings her electric whip at the, but Sapphire and Ruby fuse into Garnet and catch it, stunning her and the Quartz soldiers]

Garnet!

Garnet

Steven, get Greg on board.

Greg

Yes, please!

Garnet

We'll handle this noise.

Garnet

[approaches Holly Blue Agate, summons her right gauntlet] I've been waiting to do this all day... [hits Holly Blue Agate with her left hand, knocking her down]

[to the Quartz soldiers laughing at her] What are you doing?! They're traitors! Destroy them!

Amethyst

[kisses and waves to the Quartz soldiers] Famethyst for life!

[as the whip fades] I'll report you to the Diamonds! All of you! You'll all be shattered!

Pearl

You're really going to tell the Diamonds that you allowed a band of traitorous rebels to infiltrate a highly secure facility and escape from right under your careful watch? [inhales sharply] Doesn't sound like a wise thing to do, Holly Blue. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut. That will be all.

Greg

Thanks so much for coming to get me. That has to be, like, the third craziest weekend I've ever had.

Steven

Dad, I'm really sorry I got you into all this. This whole thing started 'cause… I wanted answers.

Greg

You don't have to be sorry about a thing. I hope you found what you were looking for.

Steven

I did. I found you.

Connie

[sketch resembles Aquamarine] I think I made one eye bigger than the other.

Amethyst

[drawing resembles a winged creature] I was going for a feeling.

Pearl

[drawing resembles Lapis and has been signed] Honestly, I can't even draw a circle. [laughs nervously]

Steven

Okay, Garnet, you just drew yourself.

Garnet

Uh, I like me.

Steven

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!

Pearl

Why is Homeworld stealing humans from the boardwalk?!

Steven

I don't know, but they're only taking my friends! They even got Connie! If we don't do something, they're going to take them up into space!

Amethyst

And our spaceship got jacked. So if they leave Earth…

Garnet

They'll be gone for good.

Amethyst

Ugh. Who were these guys?

Steven

That little Gem I saw before, her name's Aquamarine.

Pearl

What?!

Steven

She's got a big friend… a fusion, named Topaz.

Pearl

A Topaz fusion and an Aquamarine?

Amethyst

Are they a big deal?

Pearl

Uhh, yes! Blue and Yellow Diamond must have sent them personally!

Steven

The Diamonds? Oh, no! They must be collecting more humans for the zoo!

Aquamarine

[freezes Onion, Sadie, Connie, Jamie and Alexandrite trying to escape her spaceship; to Steven] Nice try. But it's hopeless, My Dad. I can't go back to Homeworld without getting what the Diamonds want.

Steven

[looks back at his friends frozen in mid-air; pauses and admits to her]I'm... not My Dad.

Aquamarine

[stern] What?

Steven

I'm not My Dad!

Aquamarine

How much longer is this mission going to take?

Steven

Well, I can end it for you, right now.

Aquamarine

Oh, really?

Steven

I'm someone the Diamonds will want more than any of these humans. The leader of the Crystal Gem rebellion, the Gem that shattered Pink Diamond. I'm not My Dad... [lifts his shirt to reveal his gem to her] I'm my mom! I'm Rose Quartz!

Aquamarine

[gasps in surprise, deactivates her wand] No way!

Connie

Steven?!

Pearl

No, don't! Steven!!

Amethyst

What are you doing?!

Steven

[turns back] I get it now! I'm the only one who can stop what she started! I can stop all of it!

Garnet

You're wrong! Steven, get down here!

Steven

She wouldn't have wanted this! But I do.

Amethyst

I'm gonna kick your butt if you don't come down here right now!

Pearl

[breaks down as she watches helplessly] Steven... [the door begins to close behind Steven, Aquamarine and Topaz]

Connie

[as the door begins to close behind Steven, Aquamarine and Topaz] No! Don't you dare!

Steven

[turns back before the door closes] I love you.

Connie

NO! STOP!! [the door closes and Aquamarine's ship warps into space instantly] STEVEN!!

Sapphire

[picks up Ruby's letter to her and reads it] "Sapphire, you were right. I need some time to think. So I'm running away. Ruby." This can't be happening! [starts tearing up] Oh, Ruby! I'm so sorry! You left before I could take back all the horrible things I said to you!

Pearl

Well, Amethyst was with her. Right? Maybe she knows where she went.

Steven

Amethyst, have you seen Ruby?

Amethyst

Yeah. I've seen her. She asked me for a pen and paper a while ago. Why?

Pearl

Because she ran away! Did you see where she went?

Amethyst

I don't know. Maybe she'll come back. It's not my job to babysit her.

Bismuth

Hey everyone. Did you guys… "Bis-mith" me?

Peridot

Ha! I win! Also, less importantly, who are you?

Steven

I… invited Bismuth! I hope that's cool.

Sapphire

[slowly walks up to her] Bismuth. [hugs her]

Bismuth

Whoa, Sapphire!

Bismuth! [tackle her to the floor, and begin nuzzling her]

Sapphire

You wouldn't believe what we've all been through. I'm so sorry! We should've-

Bismuth

Look, I'm right there with you, Steven filled me in.

Peridot

So, is anyone going to introduce me?

Amethyst

Let's give 'em some space.