Hit him with a web-blast!
I am not that kind of spider. (generates a glowing net from his hands) And this is not that kind of web.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Virgil has just revealed his powers to Anansi]
I'm a superhero too--don't tell my Dad.
[Static and Anansi are following Oseba's trail with one of Static's tracers, Anansi is standing on the underside of Static's flying disk.]
I still don't get who you can stand upside-down.
Stick-to-it-tive-ness.
OOseba
At last, the Spider has been stepped on.
[Static has just used his powers to free Anansi and himself from being buried under a rockslide]
That is a very useful ability.
I practice on weekends.
[At Lake Volta, on the Akosombo Dam, one of Oseba's henchman is standing lookout.]
HHenchman
Number 2 reporting in; no sign of anyone yet.
[Anansi, upside-down, pops down on screen above the henchman.]
And you call yourself a lookout.
HHenchman
(caught off-guard, turns around and gasps) Huh!?
(mock-gasps) Huh!?
[Anansi graps the henchman by his jumper and Static flies all three of them up dozens of feet above Lake Volta.]
Where is Oseba?
HHenchman
Inside the Dam, (looks down fearfuly at how high above the ground and lake he is,) with the others.
Where in the Dam?
HHenchman
The bottom tunnel.
(to Static) He has been most helpful, what should be his reward?
How about we take 'em for a spin.
[Static starts to spin them with his flying disk, the henchman starts to feel queesy. Anansi lets go, allowing the henchman to be launched into the lake by the momentum from the spinning.]
And they say cats always land on their feet.
What? Afraid I'm gonna show you up again, shock jockey? Well, you can relax.
I am relaxed. You're the one jumpin' around like a demented cheerleader.
How do you know that?
I looked it up in my Crime Database Computer Index.
Whoe, ur, hold up. What Crime Database Computer Index?
I cross-indexed all newspaper crime reports from the last 20 years--about 852,000,000 items in all.
And it really works?
Would you ask Batman that question?
No, but he's a famous Caped Crusader with his own Batmobile and Batplane. You are a sophomore with a pocket protector.
(to 'the Monster' about it not attacking Marcus himself) So why aren't you going after him. Marcus not good enough for you.
[Static uses his powers to generate light to blind 'the Monster' because it's eyes are sensitive to bright lights.]
I'm on to you Dawg, or should I say, 'girlfriend.'
MMarcus
(because Static is talking to 'the Monster' about him) What you talking about?
Check it Marcus, creature-feature wants you to take the blame for all the damage it creates.
MMarcus
What for!?
Maybe because you broke up with her.
['The Monster' rips a small tree out of the ground and uses it to knock Static away, leaving her alone with Marcus.]
Marcus: Tamara...?
TTamara
Thats right, Sweetie.
MMarcus
But how...?
TTamara
Remember the night you broke up with me. I went to the docks looking for you, hoping to get you back. You weren't there.
MMarcus
So the Big-Bang got you
TTamara
Yeah, but not you--you walked away clean, from me and everything else.
MMarcus
So you blaming me for what happened.
TTamara
Oh, yeah. Before, only my heart was hurting, now everything hurts--I try to control it, but... you got no idea what it's like to live with a monster inside of you.
MMarcus
What you gonna do?
TTamara
(starts to advance on him threateningly) What do you think.
If I knew Static was friends with the Justice League, I wouldn't have joined you boneheads. Not even to do laundry. [...]
Gear: Yo! How come you never told me you were down with these big dogs?
Static: 'Cause it's a secret. So secret that I didn't even know.
BBrainiac
You are only delaying the inevitable.
Static: You say that like it's a bad thing.
HHawkgirl
[to Gear] Hey! Remember your promise about staying in the corner.
Gear: Yeah, but....
Hawkgirl: In. The. Corner.
Gear: Aww!
BBrainiac
[stuttering as Static drains him] No-o-o-o-o. No. No. I can-can-can-cannot be be-be-be-beaten. I am Brai-i-i-niac, B-B-B-Brai-i-i-ni-Brai-i-niac, B-B-B-Brai-Brai-niac. O-o-one day I-I will be-be-be-be back-be-back-be-back and-and-and-and I will lay-y-y-y the funk down! [disappears]
Flash...
FFlash
Way ahead of you, I'll run him down.
[Flash runs off off-screen before Batman could finish. A moment later Flash returns.]
FFlash
Errm, how do I find him, I don't know what he looks like under his mask.
This might help. While they were here our security cameras caught them having lunch.
[Batman calls up security footage showing Static and Gear in the cafeteria eating pizza, and in order to eat, Gear had his helmet off.]
(simplisticly) He's the one on the left.
FFlash
I was wondering where all the pizza went.
HHawkgirl
Your friend is missing, and so is our's.
Flash came here hours ago to investigate whether Braniac had escaped into Gear's computer.
MMMartian Manhunter
We haven't heard from him all day. That's suspicious, even factoring in his usual irresponsibility.
Richie, if you can hear me, you gotta fight it! I broke free from Brainiacs mind control, you can, too!
GGear
(overcoming Brainiacs mind control for a moment) Control... control... control!
That's right, Richie! I'll fight it with you!
BBraniac
Justice League, destroy him.
Who, me? Wait a minute, guys. I don't want to have to hurt you.
[The mind-cotrolled Justice League members keep advancing.]
Heh, I guess that sounded as lame to you as it did to me.
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