Static quotes from Static Shock

(narrating) Piece of cake with frosting and sprinkles. My first bad guy beat down, and I hardly broke a sweat.

The name's "Static". I put a shock to your system.

'Kawarimi; ancient Ninja art of misdirection. All you need is something some idiot can mistake you for... and some idiot!

Thank you, thank you. And when you tell your friends about this... skip out the part where I tried to pick up the boat.

Hey dude it's like they say: People who live in glass houses should keep the volume down.

What? A superhero can't use a payphone?

Static's bug zapping service reporting for duty.

(After failing to find Ebon escaping through the sewer) Whoa! Man! I guess when you become a living shadow, the nose is the first thing to go!

And they say cats always land on their feet.

(counting off on his fingers) Let's see: Batman, Flash, Hawkgirl, J'onn... who's left?

Oh, yeah... the Lord of the Ring.

(About Toyman's Clown robots) This clown posse really is insane!

(angrily) You can do what you want to me, but NOT to my friend!

Late night robbery sweeps Dakota. (Reading from a newspaper) Police unable to catch mystery thieves. Yeah, me neither.

(Finding out that the dark matter machine is being placed at the gas station)Our own headquarters? We should of gotten a big guard dog to watch it, or at least a Chihuahua with some attitude.

(grabs Gear by the back of his costume) You double-crossing little WORM! I hate WORMS like you! Why don't you run a diagnostic to see what just what kinda double-dealing little WORM you are! (flys off)