Virgil and Richie in “Unfinished Business”

How do you know that?

I looked it up in my Crime Database Computer Index.

Whoe, ur, hold up. What Crime Database Computer Index?

I cross-indexed all newspaper crime reports from the last 20 years--about 852,000,000 items in all.

And it really works?

Would you ask Batman that question?

No, but he's a famous Caped Crusader with his own Batmobile and Batplane. You are a sophomore with a pocket protector.