Gear quotes from Static Shock

You know, I admire a brother who sticks by his principles! You wouldn't happen to see one around, would you?

Whoa! I just had my ankle x-rayed by Superman! I'm never gonna wash it again.

(to Sharon) Oh! Don't worry, Ma'am, the boy who with you when you were attacked is just fine. I saw to that.

You know, I'm pretty good at passing myself!

Okay, no more feeding spring boy anymore metal.

(admires himself in the mirror in his new uniform) Well? What do ya think?

(holding his face) I think you spend too much time in front of the mirror than my sister does! And it's starting to worry me.

I still gotta come up with a superhero handle. How about, Hardware?

I think somebody's using it.

Steel?

Well, it's got to say something about all this gear I got!

Gear... how about that?

Gear. Perfect-a-mundo!

Richie, if you can hear me, you gotta fight it! I broke free from Brainiacs mind control, you can, too!

(overcoming Brainiacs mind control for a moment) Control... control... control!

That's right, Richie! I'll fight it with you!

The house specialty, the abandoned burrito of solitude. One bite, and you'll need to be alone!

She-Bang

(sighs) No, thanks.

She must really be down, I'm using my best jokes!

Maybe that's what's depressin' her.

(has Gear cornered) Gotcha now, Poindexter.

That's Mr. Poindexter to you.

(activates backpack while flying) I've got Backpack scanning for any pressure changes, temperature spikes, high-frequency sounds...

(looks ahead and sees the tornado in the junkyard caused by Ebon) Or we could just use our eyes.

Er... yes, but that would've been too easy.

Ah, I think those guys have the right idea, I'm dangerously close to curfew.

You wouldn't have a curfew if you hadn't blown up your garage.

Those compounds were theoretically stable.

Pictures don't lie, V.

Oh, no? Then, what about the one you made on your computer with a poodle's head and Sharon's body?

Heh. That did look pretty real.

Uh! What!

You fell asleep again like you did in chemistry class. Well ... at least you're not lighting a Bunsen Burner this time.

I guess I'm not cut out for these all-nighters. I don't know how Batman does it.

Eh, in real life, he's probably some rich guy who gets to sleep all day... (Virgil looks nervous) Wait a minute, he is, isn't he?!

I'm not saying anything.

Gear! [He zaps the straps to release him. He grabs Gear and shakes him gently.) Gear, can you hear me?!

[groans and opens his eyes] Hey... what brings you here?

[grins widely, relieved that he's alright] I heard there was gonna be free ice cream.

Man, the city's stopped. Not even the cops can get through.

Maybe that's the idea. (Backpack beeps) Backpack got something?

He's sensing increased abnormal transformations of base compounds on a molecular level.

In english.

Nanites.

That's english?

Looks like we're closing in on our 'ghost'.

What does a ghost need with an Mp3 player?

Well, for one thing, CDs are too bulky.