Carmen-Dillo quotes from Static Shock

Carmen-Dillo

Ahh, I hate robbing joints like this, no food court.

Ebon

Your late, where's Aquamaria.

Shiv

(covering for himself) Hahahaha, that's a funny story, Ebon, (pushes Talon forward,) why don't you tell him.

(nervous) ...She was doing alright, then Static showed up...

Carmen-Dillo

(walking in with coffee cups) Hey, here you go boss, double Latte, right, I got cappuccinos for everyone else but...

Carmen-Dillo

...On the other hand, who needs all that caffine, right...?

Ebon

I can't believe he got her. I thought her water powers would stop him for sure.

Shiv

Uh uh, Boss, Static didn't stop Aquamaria, Rubber-Band Man did...

Ebon

What!?

Shiv

(realising his slip) Yeah, we were as surprised as you are...

Ebon

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

Carmen-Dillo

'Gheez Luweez', is he always like this.

He has his reasons.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for school.

Carmen Dillo

I hope you get detention!

Carmen Dillo

If I knew Static was friends with the Justice League, I wouldn't have joined you boneheads. Not even to do laundry. [...]

You are only delaying the inevitable.

[to Gear] Hey! Remember your promise about staying in the corner.

[stuttering as Static drains him] No-o-o-o-o. No. No. I can-can-can-cannot be be-be-be-beaten. I am Brai-i-i-niac, B-B-B-Brai-i-i-ni-Brai-i-niac, B-B-B-Brai-Brai-niac. O-o-one day I-I will be-be-be-be back-be-back-be-back and-and-and-and I will lay-y-y-y the funk down! [disappears]