She-Bang quotes from Static Shock

She-Bang

What? Afraid I'm gonna show you up again, shock jockey? Well, you can relax.

I am relaxed. You're the one jumpin' around like a demented cheerleader.

The house specialty, the abandoned burrito of solitude. One bite, and you'll need to be alone!

She-Bang

(sighs) No, thanks.

She must really be down, I'm using my best jokes!

Maybe that's what's depressin' her.

Let her go!

Darling we’re so sorry, we...

She-Bang

'Sorry’ doesn’t cut it! What are you doing back here? The Government shut this place down!

We needed a place to work.

She-Bang

Whats going on?

As you know, before you were... before you came along, we worked with Dr. Koenig here.

We were trying to find a way for living cells to absorb energy more efficiently, bypass the whole metabolic process. It was a dead end. We went on to another project

She-Bang

Me.

Yes. While Koenig continued his research.

He experimented on himself. You see the results.

I achieved my goal, I gained the ability to absorb mass from other objects; their atomic structure collapses, I become tougher. Unfortunately, I ended up with some unpleasent side-affects; I can’t stop the process.

Soon he won’t be able to move, he’ll become a living statue.

That’s why he stole those things, so we could build this chamber, and force the cure into his skin under pressure.

She-Bang

Why help him at all?

Simple self-interest. Show her. If your parents don’t cure me, I’ll push this button. Three minutes later, those collars will inject them with poison.

She-Bang

I can brake those in a second.

Ah, but if you even try, they’ll go off, and I’m the only one who knows the deactivation code.

She-Bang

Your sick!

Agreed. Now lets get to work.

(to Gear) I thought you said that couldn't happen in real life!

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(interrupting) If you two don't pay attention, real life's gonna be over real soon!