Richie quotes from Static Shock

Tangling with F-Stop? Are you crazy? The dude makes Norman Bates look like Mister Rogers.

All I'm saying is that 'Shock to the System' is gonna get played out unless we keep adding to our catchphrase list. How about H.V.H. - High Voltage Hero.

(After hearing Boom steals the Prize money over the radio) He's Stealing My Prize Money

(about Hotstreak) I'd get a refund on those anger management classes if I were him.

We're in trouble, yes?

Whoa. Was that a yawn or an elephant mating call?

ooh this looks scary!

(impersonating Mrs. Coleman, their study hall teacher) Mr Hawkins you're four minutes late...!

(still impersonating Mrs. Coleman) ... And you, one weeks detention, care to try for two...

...and you boys! (sees it's Nick Conner's two lackies) you..., you..., (tosses mask aside, suddenly not in the mood to make fun,) eh!

No more asking my dad to borrow his car, dude.

You don't even drive yet, V.

Oh, whatever.

Mutant? Now that's degrading.

You have a better word for it?

I kind of like... meta-human.

What if I turn into some kind of blob?

You're not gonna turn into a blob. Now, primordial ooze, that's another story.

Ok, Mr. Def Comedy Jam.

Lucky that water main was there.

Uh, Virg...? That wasn't a water main. It was a sewer line.

(sniffs the air) I think Static's work here is done.

What's Derek Barnett got that I don't have?

Let's make a list. Looks, height, all-state in track and field - shall I quit while you're behind?

I thought we were tight, Rich.

We are bro, just keeping it real.

Hey, Virgil, do you think you could tutor me?

Me?

Him?

Do you know what hanging with Derek "D.B." Barnett's going to do to my rep?

Uh, start it?

Where're you taking me, Richie?

Patience, we're almost there. It'll be easier when we're old enough to drive

Hey, we could have gotten on my disk and flown.

Well, no disrespect, but I've seen you fall off that thing.

One time, and they were shooting at me!