Static Shock · Season 1
[Static has freed four of the five Justice Leaguers from Brainiac's control.]
(counting off on his fingers) Let's see: Batman, Flash, Hawkgirl, J'onn... who's left?
[A green bolt nearly hits him from Green Lantern below.]
Oh, yeah... the Lord of the Ring.
(To Static) You're not coming.
What?! But... Batman!
He's right. You're too close to this.
For a rookie you did well Static, but I can tell you'll be a handful when you finally join the League.
I'm sorry; did you say when I join the League?
Anything is possible... when you're a little older.
But remember, I get first dibs on the pizza.
Static, you alright?
Rubber-Band Man? Watch where your going!
I was. Can't say the same for you 'Mr. Hand-Stand Man.'
I was in complete control up there 'Sir Stretch-A-Lot.'
[Shiv uses his powers to smash open a cash register in a toy shop]
Hahahaha. My two favorite things, play toys and real money.
[A boy runs past Shiv with a toy he's trying to keep to himself]
Hold up junior.
Steal your own.
[Not happy with the live news report she's watching, Puff blows a breath of her 'Mood Gas' at the TV set, causing it to blow up.]
(attention caught by the TV exploding) Hey! What the...? Oh, it's just her.
Gee Puff, you could have just turned the channel.
I hate those two Super-Bums. We try to go legit with our bounty hunting business, but they mess things up for us. Now everyone thinks we're the criminals.
Er... we are criminals.
No. We're just financing our future, that's all. (turns head) And there's our financial adviser right on time.
[Another teenager, called Dante, nervously enters the pool house to see them.)
Your turn, 'Puff-Mommy.'
You know, I admire a brother who sticks by his principles! You wouldn't happen to see one around, would you?
(looking down at Gear) Poor boy. I’d steal your powers too, but they appear to be the kind you can buy at a hardware store.
This looks like a job for...
Don't finish that sentence, V. Superman already owns the rights.
Anybody wants to help out a young, gifted, and about-to-be-squashed hero, now would be the time.
(flying in) I'll take that offer! (Superman saves Static by holding cymbals of giant musical monkey apart) Need some help getting this monkey off your back, Static?
Whoa! I just had my ankle x-rayed by Superman! I'm never gonna wash it again.
(About Toyman's Clown robots) This clown posse really is insane!
What a great day! I get my beautiful new Darcie, and get to finish off Superman and... whats-his-name?
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