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Tied for 8th most-quoted character in Static Shock: in 8 of its 214 quotes
Most scenes with: Static (6), Green Lantern (2)
Scenes with Batman 8
[The Joker's gang of Bang-Babies has just been taken down by Batman, Robin and Static. The Joker, armed with a shock buzzer, feigns injury to lure the Batman.]
JJoker
...Please Batman... help me.
[A hand takes the Joker's who then proceeds to use the shock buzzer on his 'victim.']
[The Joker looks up to see that it wasn't the Batman's hand who had taken his, but Static's, who wasn't harmed by the electricity.]
That was fun, let me try.
[Static uses his powers to shock the Joker into unconsciousness. The Batman sees how Static has handled himself against the Joker's trick.]
BBatman
The kid's got style.
FFlash
Way ahead of you, I'll run him down.
[Flash runs off off-screen before Batman could finish. A moment later Flash returns.]
FFlash
Errm, how do I find him, I don't know what he looks like under his mask.
BBatman
This might help. While they were here our security cameras caught them having lunch.
[Batman calls up security footage showing Static and Gear in the cafeteria eating pizza, and in order to eat, Gear had his helmet off.]
BBatman
(simplisticly) He's the one on the left.
FFlash
I was wondering where all the pizza went.
(To Static) You're not coming.
BBatman
He's right. You're too close to this.
For a rookie you did well Static, but I can tell you'll be a handful when you finally join the League.
I'm sorry; did you say when I join the League?
BBatman
Anything is possible... when you're a little older.
FFlash
But remember, I get first dibs on the pizza.
Sure must be nice having someone to give you leads and help figure out things.
BBatman (Beyond)
It is. What was Bruce like when you knew him?
BBatman (Beyond)
It's a stasis field. That's how they're holding him.
BBatman (Beyond)
Go down there and fight real hard.
That's what I was thinking, and I don't even have a mentor.
BBatman
I'd rather not know.
At least you still had your hair.
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Static Shock · 214 quotes
