Stargate SG-1 · Season 6, Episode 1
“Redemption Part 1” · Season 6, Episode 1
In this episode: Jack O'Neill (9), Samantha Carter (7), George Hammond (2), Teal'c (1), Rodney McKay (1), Anubis (1)
Col. Checkov feels that as a symbol of our joint efforts, a Russian officer should be assigned to join SG-1.
Over my rotting corpse, Sir.
[sternly] Colonel…
[innocently] I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?
I said I would discuss it with you and that I was sure you would give it some careful thought.
And that I will, General, but I'm still pretty sure I'll say, "Bite me."
Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a socio-political nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.
Have you considered Jonas Quinn?
Now I know you've been practicing, but I still can't tell… is that a joke?
He wishes to join the fight against the Goa'uld.
He's an al --
[raises eyebrow]
[embarrassed] -- lien.
Still sexy as ever I see.
What are you doing here?
Well, there is no point of building naquadah reactors for Russia if there isn't going to be a Russia, is there? The Pentagon thought you... might need some help.
Not from you.
Navigation?
Check.
Oxygen pressure, temperature control?
All Check.
Inertial dampeners?
Cool! ...and check.
Engines?
All check. Phasers?
(smiling) Sorry, sir.
Sir, the simulations we ran anticipated every conceivable scenario.
You know, Carter, it's the inconceivable ones I'm concerned about.
[while driving the X-302 onto the tarmac] Too bad we can't drive all the way to Abydos, this thing handles like a Cadillac on the ground.
[Col. O'Neill finds Carter sitting in her lab]
I thought you'd be down stairs working this thing out with all the other egg-heads.
[Carter gives O'Neill a look]
Not that you're an egg-head. [Pauses] OK, you are, actually, but in a good way.
I couldn't think down there. They all kept looking at me for the answer.
Well, you do have a penchant for pulling brilliant ideas out of your butt.
[Carter gives O'Neill a look]
Head! Out of your head.
You have a habit of seeing things... [Hesitates]...in their simplest form.
[pause]
I'm gonna go eat some cake.
I think I'll join you.
[A hologram of Anubis appears in front of the Stargate]
I am Anubis.
[to O'Neill] It looks like a hologram projection, sir.
Humans of the Tau'ri. Your end of days finally approaches. There will be no mercy.
[to Maj. Carter] Oh, come on. Who talks like that?
Sir, this is Asgard technology. He must have downloaded it from Thor.
You will bow to my awesome power. There is nothing that can stop the destruction I bring upon you. Prepare to meet your doom.
Oh, please.
[About the failed mission with the X-302]
They're still analyzing the flight data recorder, but it looks like a 605-3 error.
Forgive me?
It's the one after 605-2, sir.
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