“Revelations” quotes from Stargate SG-1

Teal'c

Are you not all right, Major Carter?

Maj. Carter

I'm fine.

Teal'c

You continue to mourn the loss of Daniel Jackson.

Maj. Carter

Yeah, I do. Tell me I'm not the only one.

Teal'c

I will perform the proper rituals when the opportunity presents itself. Until that time, this mission must take priority.

Maj. Carter

[exasperated] Please, Teal'c. Don't give me that "way of the warrior" crap. I get enough of that from Col. O'Neill.

Teal'c

Daniel Jackson has ascended to a higher plane of existence. Many Jaffa have dedicated their lives to achieving such a goal.

Maj. Carter

[bitterly] So I'm supposed to celebrate?

Teal'c

It is a great accomplishment.

Maj. Carter

We were a team, Teal'c. No one can even begin to understand what we went through together, what we mean to each other. So maybe Daniel has achieved something of great cosmic significance, I don't know. And to be honest with you, right now, I don't really care. I'd rather have him back.

Teal'c

[with obvious emotion] As would I.

In fact, for nearly a thousand years, we have been physically incapable of achieving cell division through meiosis.

Col. O'Neill

Hmm?

Maj. Carter

Sexual reproduction, Sir.

Col. O'Neill

Ah. [To Heimdall, shocked] A thousand years?

It is not something we usually discuss with other races.

Col. O'Neill

This I understand.

Anubis

This device will be implanted into your brain. It will form a link between your mind and the ship's computer. Your knowledge will simply be downloaded. You will no doubt resist, and you will no doubt fail.

Thor

The Goa'uld possess no such technology.

Anubis

I think you will find many things have changed since my return.

Col. O'Neill

I can't believe they took my watch.

Teal'c

...our chances of escape are negligible.

Col. O'Neill

Oh, I don't know. All we've gotta do is bust out of here, take out every Jaffa between here and the pel'tak, commandeer the ship and fly on home. [makes little flying motion with his hand] Fly on home...

Teal'c

[raises eyebrow] I stand corrected.

Col. O'Neill

Okay, next time, I'm the hologram.

(in a female voice) [torturing Sam with a hand device] Once more: Where is Dr. Jackson?

Maj. Carter

He's dead.

(in a female voice) You're lying.

Maj. Carter

Go to hell.

Teal'c

Perhaps we should take them all.

Col. O'Neill

Here's a thought.

Freyr

This is Freyr of The Asgard. The vessels you face are far superior to the ones you attacked.

Freyr

Challenge us at your own peril.