Well, this was an intergalactic waste of time!
“The Fifth Race” · Season 2, Episode 15
In this episode: Jack O'Neill (6), Daniel Jackson (3), Teal'c (2)
[annoyed] Daniel, how long do you figure we oughta hang out here and scratch our cosmic heads?
I'm telling you, I am absolutely fine. There is nothing cruvus with me!
[Everyone in the room stares at him]
What?
You just said there's nothing "cruvus" with you.
What? No I didn't.
Yes, you did.
I did not.
Yes, you did.
Didn't.
Did.
Didn't.
Did.
[annoyed] Cruvus?! What is that?!
[Teal'c and Jack are boxing.]
What is the purpose of these gloves, O'Neill?
So we don't hurt each other.
[Teal'c looks at him doubtfully.]
I'll be honest with you, Teal'c, it's so you don't hurt me.
If our purpose is to not cause each other harm, why then are we doing battle, O'Neill?
What can I tell you Teal'c, it's boxing. It's fun, c'mon!
[Jack begins dancing. When Teal'c doesn't move, he stops]:
C'mon Teal'c, you gotta move around a little. You gotta dance!
I am confused, O'Neill. Are we preparing to dance or to do battle?
Teal'c, if you don't move around, you're a sittin' duck. You're a target!
[O'Neill lands a punch on Teal'c, who still is not moving]:
Ha! Like that!
[Teal'c looks down at the spot on his chest where O'Neill hit him, then looks at O'Neill with raised eyebrows]:
I'm sorry, did I hurt you?
I am fine.
Well that's why you gotta move aroun-
[Teal'c hits O'Neill in the head, knocking him over]:
How was that, O'Neill?
That's good...that's...good. But, uh, think about keeping your hands up...Is my nose bleedin'?
You are fine.
Well, apparently I've lost the falatus to speak properly! [pause] That wasn't a joke. I didn't do that on purpose.
Uh, w-well, my translation's a little bit vague, um, I think the circle means 'the place of our legacy'…or it could be 'a piece of our leg', but the first seems to make more sense.
AAsgard
You have already taken the first steps towards becoming the Fifth Race.
I'm back.
What happened?
Do you still possess the knowledge of the Ancients?
Nope. Don't remember a thing. [To Daniel] But ya know that meaning-of-life stuff?
[Daniel nods slightly]:
I think we're gonna be alright...
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