Stargate SG-1 · Season 1, Episode 14
“Hathor” · Season 1, Episode 14
In this episode: Jack O'Neill (4), Samantha Carter (3), Hathor (3), Daniel Jackson (2), Janet Fraiser (2), George Hammond (1)
I am Hathor. You would be wise to unbind us and kneel before your goddess.
[looks down] Hello.
Hathor?
Yes.
You've heard of her?
Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music.
Sex, drugs, and rock n' roll?
In a manner of speaking.
May we take your hand?
[suspiciously] Why?
We wish to kiss it. To bless you with fertility and joy.
Well, you can't pass that up, sir.
You, with the crown of marble!
[to Hammond] She might mean you, sir.
[Carter and Frasier sneak up on Gen. Hammond, and Carter knocks him out with the butt of her gun]
Yeah, my career is over.
Don't worry about it. I can fix him up as good as new when this thing is over.
Great. So he can bring me up on charges.
OK on three. One...
(Teal'c walks straight through the door without waiting for the count)
[Carter is looking at the healed abdomen of O'Neill, who has no memory of past events]
Wow! It's a miracle!
Col. O'Neill (confused): Crunches.
[inspecting Goa'uld slime] Maybe we'll at least get a cellular level analysis on the Goa'ulds, maybe we'll even find some DNA information.
[uncomfortably] A lot of that will probably be mine.
Ew.
Yeah.
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