Stargate SG-1 · Season 1, Episode 5
“The Broca Divide” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Jack O'Neill (6), Daniel Jackson (3), Samantha Carter (2), Robert Makepeace (2), Teal'c (1), George Hammond (1)
In one hour, you will go through the Gate to the planet represented by these symbols. It has been designated P3X-797.
Couldn't we call this planet something that's a little easier to remember?
Ah, it's based on a binary code the computer uses for extrapolation.
[dryly] Which makes it much easier to remember.
This is crazy. We don't know what could be there waiting for us when we come through.
Don't you worry, boys. That's why the SG-3 Marines are comin' with. You can count on us to watch your backsides.
Actually, it was more my front side I was worried about.
Okay, we'll take point.
Ah! We'll go through first. You watch our lovely backsides, remember?
Have it your way, Flyboy.
Oh, I got in a little wrestling match with Carter.
Why?
I guess she's got whatever Johnson's got. Had to drag her off to the infirmary.
What, did she start a fight with you, like Johnson did with Teal'c?
No, she, uh, tried to seduce me.
[pause]
Oh. [pause] You poor man...
Col. O'Neill?
[imitating Desi Arnaz] Lucy, I'm home!
I am not Lucy.
I know that. It's a reference to an old TV—never mind, open the door.
I will summon the doctor.
No, come on. I'm fine. I'm back to being myself. Just open up.
I cannot be certain that you are back to being yourself. You referred to me as "Lucy."
Daniel, you dog. You keep this up, you'll have a girl on every planet.
[uncomfortably] About my earlier behavior... I wasn't myself, and—
Oh, Carter, I don't even remember your earlier behavior.
You don't?
No, I was infected too, remember?
[relieved] Right! Good, I'm—I'm glad.
By the way, how's the wound?
Wound?
I understand you got stabbed in the stomach?
Oh, yeah, that—that was nothing. With any luck, there won't even be a scar.
Well, good. I was concerned.
You were?
Sure. [smiles] If it doesn't heal properly, you'll never wear that sweet little tank top number again.
[She stops in her tracks at that, and he keeps on walking.]
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