[Regarding Carter's dressing like the locals]
Anthropologists do it all the time. They dress and live as the people they're studying.
I'm not an anthropologist.
[gleefully] You are today!
“Emancipation” · Season 1, Episode 4
In this episode: Samantha Carter (9), Jack O'Neill (8), Daniel Jackson (4), Teal'c (1)
AAbu
No! I cannot look at you!
OK, now I'm hurt.
[At Jackson's suggestion to blend in with the local populace, Carter has allowed herself to be dressed in an elaborate and heavily embroidered silk headdress and gown]
Daniel, find me an anthropologist that dresses like this and I will eat this headdress.
AAbu
You are most beautiful woman I have ever seen.(Leaves tent)
Uh, I guess the kid doesn't get out much.
Look uh, I will not wear this thing over my face. I don't care how much embroidery it has on it. And this…dress, or whatever it's called, I mean…I can't move, I can't walk…
I don't know. It…it kind of works for me. I, uh…
It's, it's you, it's…
Dr. Jackson and Col. O'Neill: You.
Definitely you.
All things considered… Samantha… if we have to come back here, it might be a better idea if we brought an all male team. No offense.
Well, in view of the fact that you all get to go to this party tonight and I get to stay in this… yurt that smells like rancid yak butter, none taken. I'll just get a good night's sleep, and hope for better luck next time.
You going to be all right?
Still doubting me? I haven't been afraid of the dark since I was two.
How is it that you always manage to come up with the worst case scenario?
I practice.
What a relief, I've never been so happy to see you guys!
Well, sure you have. Remember that time on P3X-595 you drank that stuff that made you take off--
[interrupting] We won't get into that right now!
So how do the Spirits decide who wins?
SDSheva'da
It is a battle... to the death.
(Turgan unsheaths a long curved knife.)
Hey! No one said anything about...[Multiple knives are pointed at his, Daniel's and Teal'c's throats]... knives!
Do you think this thing is going to end up being a revolutionary drug back on Earth?
Well if it does, I'm sure someone else will end up getting credit for it. It's not like we can tell them where it really came from.
Damn, guess I'm going to have to cancel that Oprah interview!
What is an Oprah?
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