Bill Nye quotes from Stargate Atlantis ... TV Quotes Database

[McKay is trying to disengage from a conversation with Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson]

Dr. McKay

We'd better go get our seats.

[McKay and Dr. Keller leave. Tyson and Nye turn to watch them go]

NTNeil Tyson

No way they're dating.

Bill Nye makes a noise of agreement]

Bill Nye

[to Tyson, referring to Dr. Keller] You're married, so...Dibs.

Bill Nye makes an appreciative sound while looking off-screen, obviously at Dr. Keller's butt]

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Dr. McKay

Neil likes to steal things from me – things like women and theoretical physics ideas.

TTyson

Yeah, but who hasn't stolen an idea from the great Rodney McKay?!

Dr. McKay

Oh, so we admit it now!

Bill Nye

See, back in the day whenever any one of these people came up with a new idea or published a new paper, Doctor McKay here would swear that he was already working on something very similar; just hadn't gotten around to publishing it yet.

TTyson

He'd say things like, "I was about to say that very same thing," or "I was just about to have that same idea"!

Dr. McKay

Hey, at least I didn't declassify Pluto from planet status. Way to make all the little kids cry, Neil. That make you feel like a big man?

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[McKay has just told Tunney that he's going to rescue Dr. Keller. As a result, Tunney is going to have to implement McKay's plan for solving the crisis.]

Dr. McKay

Last time I checked, you were claiming to be a genius. I already gave you the plan!

MTMalcolm Tunney

...Plan full of holes!

Dr. McKay

So, fill them!

MTMalcolm Tunney

But what I run into a problem?

Dr. McKay

Then work around it!

MTMalcolm Tunney

[heisitates, then, in a small voice] You're smarter than me.