Ronon Dex quotes from Stargate Atlantis

Lt. Col. Sheppard

Put that thing away. We told 'em we were friendly.

Ronon

[holsters his blaster] I'm friendly.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

Is that thing set to stun? [Ronon pulls out his gun again and switches it to stun] [sarcastic] Friendlier.

Ronon

Sheppard wasn't here.

Dr. McKay

And we've just wasted two and a half hours!

Ronon

[to the Marines] Let's move out!

Dr. McKay

…and a mouse.

Dr. Weir

How are Rodney and Teyla?

Dr. McKay

He shot me!

Lt. Col. Sheppard

They're both fine.

Dr. McKay

You shot me!

Lt. Col. Sheppard

[visibly upset] Yes, Rodney, I shot you, and I said I was sorry!

Ronon

You shot me, too.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

I'm sorry for shooting everyone!!

Dr. McKay

You know, we could be a team! You could be my sidekick!

Ronon

Sidekick.

Dr. McKay

Yeah, like Batman and Ronon. Has a nice ring to it.

Ronon

You keep eating like this, it'll be more like "Fatman".

Lt. Col. Sheppard

He’s giving his people way too much technology for their level of development. [Points at Rodney accusingly] I’m not the only one increasing my army, by the way.

Dr. McKay

I had to do something to protect the people of Geldar from you.

Ronon

Geldar?

Lt. Col. Sheppard

The name of Rodney’s country. He named it after a girl he stalked in college.

Dr. McKay

I did not stalk her. We dated twice. Teresa Geldar -- a very cute blonde. I always used to think her name reminded me of some kind of a mythological land - "The Kingdom of Geldar".

Lt. Col. Sheppard

You dating anyone?

Ronon

You mean like a woman?

Lt. Col. Sheppard

Or a man.

Ronon

No.

Teyla

What is that?

Ronon

A piece of an arm, it looks like.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

Lets hope that slows it down.

Dr. McKay

Maybe it'll bleed to death.

Ronon

Or just grow another arm.

Ronon

You thinking what I'm thinking?

Sheppard

Yeah, I fly the dart, beam you all up, and then I use its DHD to dial Atlantis and get out of here.

Ronon

I was thinking of blowing it up, but your idea's better. Get moving!

Ronon

Pull it out now.

I can't do that, it may have punctured an artery.

Ronon

Pull...it...out.

Yeah, yeah I get it you're a tough guy. If you want to take it out yourself...

Are you crazy!?

Ronon

Who do you think is going to replace her?

Teyla

I don't know. [pause]

Ronon

Whoever it is, they're going to have tough shoes to fill.

Teyla

Yes.

This is it.

McKay

Hurry up!

Ronon

I got it.

Sheppard

Looks like one of those toys you play with as a kid.

McKay

Commodore 64?

Ronon

Triple barrel shotgun?

Sheppard

No, a kaleidoscope.

Dr. Keller

[About her dream] It was terrifying. There you were with this disgusting alien bug crawling out of your stomach and Colonel Sheppard was acting as it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen.

Ronon

It sounds like that movie.

Keller

Yeah, Alien. Have you seen it?

Teyla

Colonel Sheppard speaks of it often.

McKay

I remember the first time I saw it. Certainly did not think it was cool.

McKay

No, there's something you're not telling us - she was hot, wasn't she?

Sheppard

I don't know what you're talking about.

McKay

Aw, I knew it. That is so typical.

Sheppard

She had me beat Rodney! She threatened to kill me several times. It wasn't like we were hanging out in the spa together.

McKay

Whatever. All that I know is that every time I get taken captive, it's the Wraith. Just once, I would like to be taken prisoner by the sexy alien.

Sheppard

Well, you may still have a chance.

Ronon

What do you mean?

Sheppard

She's still out there...

Ronon

[About the Bola Kai] Don't worry. They're primitive. We can handle them.

McKay

Define 'primitive'.

Ronon

Clubs and arrows.

McKay

Hey, arrows can hurt!

Ronon

Only if you're stupid enough to get hit in the ass with one.