John Sheppard quotes from Stargate Atlantis

Lt. Col. Sheppard

Jervis taken care of?

Teyla

He and his men have been locked up. They will not be giving us any more trouble. Though I do not think it was necessary to stun them.

Ronon

Felt good, though.

Look at this, huh? It's a plant not unlike the begonia eiromischa!

Lt. Col. Sheppard

[despairingly] Oh, God. Lorne warned me about this.

Dr. McKay

Neat.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

"Neat"?!

Dr. McKay

Yeah well, she caught me off guard, what did you want me to say? What would you have said?

Lt. Col. Sheppard

Uh, "Weird."

[Referring to McKay] He complains a lot.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

Only when he's awake.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

Alright Chewie, start tracking.

Ronon

Yeah, I'm on it.

Dr. McKay

I suppose it all sounds like science fiction to you.

Detective Sheppard

I'm not really a fan.

Dr. McKay

I know you'll probably think this sounds ridiculous, but a...little while ago we accidentally opened a rift in space-time. Went through to an alternate version of reality, very similar to ours in many ways. Met a team much like the one I work with, only you were the leader. You were a hero...saved the world several times over.

Detective Sheppard

Doesn't sound much like me.

Dr. McKay

I don't think there's much difference between you and that other John Sheppard I met. It's amazing how one incident can entirely alter the course of your life. Still...I like to believe you have the same strength of character. That's why I told you the truth.

Lt. Col: Sheppard

[on radio] Stargate Command, this is Sheppard.

[on radio] Sheppard, where are you?

Lt. Col. Sheppard

[on radio] I made it inside. Look, I don't have much time until this place is swarming with Wraith so... I'm arming the nuke.

Dr. McKay

What did he say, nuke?!

[on radio] John-

Lt. Col. Sheppard

[on radio] Just do me a favor, when Atlantis shows up... tell 'em I say goodbye.

Dr. McKay

Sheppard, this is McKay! Look, stop what you're doing, NOW!!

Lt. Col. Sheppard

McKay?!

Dr. McKay

Yes, it's me! I've got Lorne, I've got Teyla, we're on board the hive!

Lt. Col. Sheppard

[confused] What?! But... how?

Dr. McKay

Look, it's a long story, just... Important thing is, if you're about to do what I think you're gonna do, DON'T!

Lt. Col. Sheppard

You guys are the last people I expected on this ship!

Dr. McKay

Same here.

I restored your life, human, and mended your wound.

Ronon

That was real nice of you...

Now you will answer my questions. How many humans are on my ship? [Ronon doesn't answer, the Wraith pushes it's heel into his wound] Where are they?!

Lt. Col. Sheppard

How you doin', Chewie?

Dr. McKay

[confused] You were dead!

Lt. Col. Sheppard

We're gonna be dead unless we get out of here!

Dr. Keller

[to Rodney] You OK?

Dr. McKay

I'm alive. [Keller laughs] And I've got you, what else would I need?

Lt. Col. Sheppard

Nice view.

Woolsey

Yes...yes it is.