Great work nerve-pinching those Vulcans, baby bear. Who knew you'd be better at it than they are?
I did? But I don't know how to nerve-pinch.
Ha! Tell that to Spock and Spock.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
I never get to clean the conference room.
Let's ---- this ---- up!
You did not do martial arts on multiple armed guards!
You're right. I didn't.
Captain! Captain, Someone is replacing everyone on the ship with imposters who claim not to know me! We might be in a parallel dimension!
AAlhambra Captain
And you are?
Uh, wait, is this… is this not the Cerritos?
AAlhambra Captain
This is the Alhambra. Did you get on the wrong ship?
… F---! They all look the same!
If need you to tell me that your senior officers are infallible heroes!
Well they're not, and that's okay. We all joined Starfleet to dive first into the unknown. We're explorers, of course we don't always know what's going on. Did Picard know about the Borg? Did Kirk know about that giant Spock on Phylos? Did Dr. Crusher know about that ghost in the lamp thing from the Scottish planet that she hooked up with that one time? That whole thing. You clearly want us to say that the captain and her crew messed up, but we simply don't have the full story, and that's the truth! Whatever they did, I guarantee you it was all for good. You have shown no evidence that they're guilty of a crime, in fact, I find you guilty of trying to take them down with this sham of a trial! DRUMHEAD!
QQ
I challenge you all to a duel! Pick your weapons. I pick the mind.
Get out of here, Q! No! We are done with random stuff today. We're not dealing with any of your Q bull----.
QQ
Oh s'il vous plait, Mariner. I want to put humanity to the ultimate test.
Okay, I'm not French. No. Go find Picard.
QQ
Oh, Picard. He's no fun, he's always quoting Shakespeare, he's always making wine…
MMigleemo
Mariner, this report is a veritable fruit salad of insubordination.
I don't want to be here. I broke the rules. I'm supposed to be in the brig!
MMigleemo
Sorry. Captain's orders. She wants us to meet every week cooking up some healthy strategies to marinate you into the officer she knows you can be.
I don't want your help! I want to show the captain that she's wrong, and then get put! In! The! Brig!
MMigleemo
Full stop, Beckett. We need to find an outlet for all that rage. Have you ever made paella?
Nice shot, da Vinci!
LDLeonardo da Vinci Hologram
Grazie.
They'll respond exactly the way they would in real life.
Ah. Hey buddy, how's it going?
SHShaxs Hologram
Don't talk to me, I'm pissed off!
Whoa! Amazing! We had that exact same conversation an hour ago.
Ooh, nice font.
If this was actually happening, they'd send the Enterprise. But, you know. Artistic license.
JRJack Ransom Hologram
Captain, we're ready for your command.
CFCarol Freeman Hologram
Mmm, time to take this puppy off its leash. Warp me!
BMBeckett Mariner as Vindicta
I am Vindicta, vengeance personified. At last, Freeman, I will bathe in your blood.
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
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