I think it was the chef in the biolab with the sniper rifle that can shoot through walls.
You always pick the chef.
Yeah, because we have replicators. Why is there a chef? That's just shady.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Strange how they broke off and retreated, though. Klingons typically want to die in battle. Honestly, I get it.
Could you imagine serving with those biHnuchs? 'Avoid death, and cower.'
'Kimarnt, her head cloudy'?
Ah, thank you, Ensign…
Boimler. I took a little Tamarian at the Academy.
Oh, 'Unzak and Vhila as children?'
Uh, right. Um, 'Karno, in the forest with… Mira.'
…It is hard to lose weight when you can replicate any food you want!
You think I had time for anything other than resisting?! Fighting fascism is a full-time job!
Put it in the clay, Papa Bear, put it in the clay.
I'm going to fight! I'm going to get revenge! I'm… going to make a cute little ashtray for my incense. It's going to look like a puppy.
Ooh, a puppy!
Good thing safety protocols are on. They... they are on, right?
I don't know. Sure.
Why would you tell an entire shift I get bad cramps?!
You were on duty! Your commanding officers have to know any medical issues that could impact the mission!
Billups doesn't need to know! He's not good with that stuff, it freaked him out!"
If I had to dance around everything that freaks out Billups, we wouldn't get anything done!
Cool! Then maybe I'll tell him to boost the environmental controls to help with your hot flashes!
he empire used to choke the quadrant with fear, power, but now?! We've lost our way.
MAMa'ah
The empire still strikes terror. Klingon blood runs as reddish-pink as ever.
RRebner
We need another boomer.
What? No! One Varuvian bomb is enough.
RRebner
We already used it.
DDorg
You used it?! On what?! Why?!
RRebner
We wanted to test it on a big asteroid, but then it stopped working.
DDorg
"IT WAS A BOMB! YOU CAN ONLY USE IT ONCE!
The longer I'm off a ship, the more useless I feel! Like that. Like that big dumb red thing.
AAAdmiral Alonzo Freeman
Beckett, you know that's the Golden Gate Bridge.
Nobody drives anymore! Why do you need a bridge? This planet's whack.
EBEnsign Bradward Boimler
I was just wondering, when you say you're gonna hunt me, you mean like metaphorically, right?
KKranch
There are only three types of prey. You are the first type, immobilized by your fear. The second type scurries away to hide, delaying the inevitable.
EBEnsign Bradward Boimler
Uh, what's the third kind?
KKranch
The third is a winged lizard-type creature, that doesn't really apply to you.
[The Lower Deckers are playing a Klingon-inspired role playing game, Bat'leths & BiHnuchs]
EBEnsign Bradward Boimler
I confidently enter the bar and demand bloodwine.
CMChancellor Martok
The bartender rips your arm off and kills you with it. It is not an honorable death, since technically, you died by your own hand.
WJWerewolf Jennifer
[snarling at Mariner] I want to be exclusive! I want us to grow old and boring and grow orchids together, babe! [she tries to bite Mariner's head off, but Boimler drags Mariner out of the way] SETTLE DOWN WITH ME!
[the Lower Deckers are watching Captain Freeman, possessed by an alien mask transforming the Cerritos into a stone temple]
[cackling in an echoing voice] I am Minooki!
[annoyed] Oh boy, we got an ancient mask situation here.
A what now?
This is, like, the third time it's happened. Stop touching masks!
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