Star Trek: Lower Decks quotes

It's NAKED TIME!

OH! Fail me! Fail me! Seriously, why is this drill still going?! Fail me! Put-Put me back in the western!

You must help me kill myself. I broke my back picking up a peanut.

Boimler

Oh yeah! That's right! Boimler's the Borg man!

Shaxs

If they wanted us to stack these, then why are they shaped like this?!

I knew it! That mirror universe drill was rigged!

They were all rigged!

And those horses? I would never get trampled by a horse!

Oh, actually, no. The horses weren't rigged. I ran out of time. That one's on you.

Horses love me! Shut up!

Get me out of here! GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Whoop, whoop! Oh, we could do this all day, lady!

Brad Boimler

Every ship in the fleet depends on officers like us to keep them running. The bridge crew is maybe the ones you hear about but, trust me, the real action begins on the lower decks.

D'Vana Tendi

Dr. T'Ana invited me to a thing on the holodeck. I really need to get on her good side. I can't tell if she likes me or if she makes that face at everyone.

You are a true Klingon. You may be smaller and weaker, slower and smaller than my other officers, but you have a warrior's spirit.

Brad Boimler

They're all from moons. Look at them. Probably talking about tides and werewolves... I was so close!

I have combat training all day. Save me a seat at lunch. Unless I die an honorable death. Then, someone else can have it.

D'Vana Tendi

Well, you've got twelve hours. Why don't you rub some elbows and make a new friend?

Shaxs

Take your neverending bonfire of rage and bury it in the clay.

Get out of here, rage!

T'Lin, get a hold of yourself. These outbursts will not be tolerated. Two days. Work on your self-control. Through silent meditation.

Captain, I believe that I can modify ...

Beliefs, feelings, instincts. You are behaving like a child.