[finds Kochar hiding in a supply closet] You just look like my brother did the night before his wedding.
[upset about losing his virginity to Dr. Martin] But for me, there will be no wedding.
What do you mean? I rented my sari!
Sorry.
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[finds Kochar hiding in a supply closet] You just look like my brother did the night before his wedding.
[upset about losing his virginity to Dr. Martin] But for me, there will be no wedding.
What do you mean? I rented my sari!
Sorry.
[to Dr. Martin] You're the first naked woman I've seen who wasn't unconscious or dead.
[having just transplanted the heart of Jack's wife into Mrs. Leighton's body] If it's any comfort, your wife has given that woman a second chance. She's a living example of Nina's compassion for others. [pause] I'm sorry.
You said yourself it was a textbook case of leukemia.
We're treating a little boy here, not a textbook.
I'm what you call an agnostic. Do you know what that is?
Someone who doesn't want to be an atheist.
Why is everybody a union but us?
Because we have a vocation.
[gushing] I can hardly verbalize it, but ever since the transplant, just the thought of Doctor Craig makes my eyes moist.
[sarcastic] Your eyes?
I'm a surgeon, not a sex object.
Look, the only needle I wanna see is on my stereo. At home. Which is where I'm headed.
Mr. Brody, what have you been feeding Mr. Bonwit?
He wanted to see how it worked.
If I ever catch you diagnosing patients around here again, I'll have you arrested for practicing medicine without a license. Do you understand?
[Quietly] Yeah.
Then you'll see what kind of fun it is playing Pac-Man inside a prison cell.
[to Dr. Kochar] Thanks a lot, pal. I hope your karma gets stuck in the parking lot.
Ellen! He wrote his name in the snow!
So what?
Not with his finger!
Ooh... Script or print?
Print.
This I gotta see.
What's the problem?
Nothing we can't handle.
Good, just cut out the bickering.
Look, she is a loaner, groaner, and there's no reason to tie up a bed.
Chronic hypochondriasis?
That's my diagnosis.
Huh, you covered your rear end. That's always been your greatest strength.
Then in short, Dr. Armstrong, you never acknowledged the possibility of a genuine heart condition, in this case, infective endocarditis, which crossed the placenta and triggered premature labor.
[Struggling to answer the question] I... I... ..
[Stands to address Dr. Craig, Dr. Westfall, and Dr. Auschlander] To be honest, Mrs. Chambers' valve murmur was almost inaudible. I must have big ears. [Snickers after his joke]
Hardly seems the time for wisecracks.
Sorry.
[Fiscus sits down]
[Trying to hold back her emotions] I'm having trouble concentrating. I was in court earlier today.
I think we all understand that, Wendy. The point is, had you spotted her condition earlier in the clinic, she could have been put on IV antibiotics.
And probably she'd still be carrying that child.
[as Dr. Caldwell approaches] A grown man catches it in his fly? Pathetic!
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