It's women like that that give the X chromosome a bad name.
S2 E2Lust Et Veritas
S2 E3Newheart
MHMitch Hopson
[while being restrained by several medics] Satan's in my throat, he's reaching for my soul!
This guy doesn't need a doctor, he needs an exorcist.
[finds Kochar hiding in a supply closet] You just look like my brother did the night before his wedding.
[upset about losing his virginity to Dr. Martin] But for me, there will be no wedding.
What do you mean? I rented my sari!
Sorry.
[to Dr. Martin] You're the first naked woman I've seen who wasn't unconscious or dead.
S2 E4Qui Transtulit Sustinet
[having just transplanted the heart of Jack's wife into Mrs. Leighton's body] If it's any comfort, your wife has given that woman a second chance. She's a living example of Nina's compassion for others. [pause] I'm sorry.
S2 E5A Wing and a Prayer
You said yourself it was a textbook case of leukemia.
We're treating a little boy here, not a textbook.
I'm what you call an agnostic. Do you know what that is?
JDJoe Dempsey
Someone who doesn't want to be an atheist.
Why is everybody a union but us?
Because we have a vocation.
S2 E7Entrapment
MDr. Martin
[gushing] I can hardly verbalize it, but ever since the transplant, just the thought of Doctor Craig makes my eyes moist.
[sarcastic] Your eyes?
I'm a surgeon, not a sex object.
S2 E9AIDS & Comfort
Look, the only needle I wanna see is on my stereo. At home. Which is where I'm headed.
S2 E10A Pig Too Far
Mr. Brody, what have you been feeding Mr. Bonwit?
MBMatthew Brody
He wanted to see how it worked.
If I ever catch you diagnosing patients around here again, I'll have you arrested for practicing medicine without a license. Do you understand?
MBMatthew Brody
[Quietly] Yeah.
Then you'll see what kind of fun it is playing Pac-Man inside a prison cell.
S2 E11Blizzard
[to Dr. Kochar] Thanks a lot, pal. I hope your karma gets stuck in the parking lot.
S2 E13In Sickness and in Health
CDr. Craig
Ellen! He wrote his name in the snow!
So what?
CDr. Craig
Not with his finger!
Ooh... Script or print?
CDr. Craig
Print.
This I gotta see.
S2 E20Cramming
What's the problem?
Nothing we can't handle.
Good, just cut out the bickering.
Look, she is a loaner, groaner, and there's no reason to tie up a bed.
Chronic hypochondriasis?
That's my diagnosis.
Huh, you covered your rear end. That's always been your greatest strength.
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