Dr. Cavanero quotes from St. Elsewhere

Dr. Cavanero

[to Samuels, who is suffering from a cold] You may be the patient but I am not the cure.

Dr. Cavanero

[upon noticing Ben's cut lip] What happened to you?

Dr. Samuels

Well, today, I learned that Craig can't take a joke and I can't take a punch.

Dr. Cavanero

What's the problem?

Dr. Fiscus

Nothing we can't handle.

Dr. Cavanero

Good, just cut out the bickering.

Dr. Armstrong

Look, she is a loaner, groaner, and there's no reason to tie up a bed.

Dr. Fiscus

Chronic hypochondriasis?

Dr. Armstrong

That's my diagnosis.

Dr. Fiscus

Huh, you covered your rear end. That's always been your greatest strength.