Holy herring, I'm squatting on a corpse!
[suddenly comes to life] Would you get off my chest? [takes his nose and puts it back on]
[laughs] Huh? You're alive? [laughing]
Of course I'm alive! This is a living funeral, and you're ruining it!
S-S-S-Sorry. I'm not laughing at you, Sparklenose. [stands up] Oh, I'll just get off of your chest. [prepares to leave but falls over] Whoa! [breaks stand that holds the wreath, causing it to fall on Sparklenose]
[sniffs] I'm allergic to wreath pollen! Ahh...ahh...ahh...
Cheese it! He's gonna blow!
ACHOOOO!!!! [his disco ball explodes and everyone is covered in sparkles]
[snickers] Sorry. [laughs]
You turned my clown funeral into a joke! [he and the other clowns honk their horns at SpongeBob as payback]
[laughing] Forgive me, Sparklenose! [runs away while laughing]
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