Hey! [flips over box] Where's the toy?
Oh, it doesn't come with a toy.
What!? That's a rip off! I want my money back!
[Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs taking a money bath]
[wakes up] Money back?! [walks out of office with towel wrapped around him] What's the problem here?
My Kiddy meal didn't come with a toy!
Hmm. And you'd like to upgrade to the toy package is that right?
Mr. Krabs, the Krusty Krab doesn't have any toys.
Oh, really? [takes Krabby Patty away from customer] Then what do you call?... [fixes Krabby Patty] this? [The Krabby Patty now has eyes, legs, a mouth, and arms made from kitchen ingredients; Patrick and SpongeBob gasp]
An officially licensed Krusty Krab toy? [smiles]
Uh, I'm not home right now! Please leave a message! Beeeep...
Patrick, it's me! SpongeBob! It's my turn to play with the toy!
I can't go out! I just washed my hair!
You don't have any h-come out, Patrick! It's MY turn!
I have my milkshake dispenser operator license.
[looks at it] Looks fake to me pal! Bye-Bye now!
Well, I guess I had best be going! [Pretends to walk away] I'm walking away...Here I go... [quietly] I'm gone now. [hides on Patrick's antenna]
Pretty sure.[Patrick comes out, he jumps at him] Hi, Patrick! Time to SHARE!
DECEIVER! You didn't leave at all!
Oh, and you were washing your hair!?!
I was too, see? [shows his armpit hair]
[Surprised] Gary was so right about you! You're a non-sharer!
Gary said that? You're off my friend list, Gary!
Meow. [turns and slithers back into SpongeBob's house]
Hand it over, Patrick! I get to play with the Patty Pal today!
You can't take it, It's not fair!
How about I take it for half a day?
How about we trade off every hour ?
Okay then, for our final offer we trade off every second!
[They pass Patty Pal back and fourth every second]
[Pause, Patrick runs off while SpongeBob tears himself angrily]
AVAST THERE, LADDIES! What's all this ruckerus about now?!
It's our Krabby Patty toy, Mr. Krabs! And Patrick ate it, so that I couldn't play with it!
SpongeBob won't let me play with it!
Only because you hogged it all night!
Whoa, whoa, whoa there, now! Settle down! All this brawlin' is over a toy?! You two shouldn't let a little trinket get between youse! You should be ashamed of yourselves. If I gave each of ya another toy, would that make you happy?!
SP SpongeBob and Patrick
...Yes.
Well, you're in luck! You two seem so thrilled with the toy, I had an entire case of 'em made!
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