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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 7

“A Pal for Gary” quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants

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“A Pal for Gary” · Season 7

In this episode: Abrasive SpongeBob (3)

[SpongeBob sees little puffy fish being sold by a peddler, and becomes enticed by them and decides to get one of them for Gary]

I'll take that one right there!

SOStore Owner

You wish to have one of my rare and extremely dangerous... huh?

Oh yeah this is the one. [picks one of them]

SOStore Owner

Beware, boy, this is no ordinary pet!

Oh, Gary's gonna be so happy!

SOStore Owner

You must understand. These pets can be very unstable. especially around other pets!

[She proves this by showing a picture of a cat next to another puffy fish, who snarls at it.]

[obliviously] Yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks, bye. [he runs off]

SOStore Owner

Why bother? They never listen.

Ahh. I can rest so peacefully, now that Gary's got a good pal they could play with.

[Just as he goes to sleep, Gary bursts through the door, scared and meowing in alarm, causing him to wake up with a start.]

Gary! Shame on you! [takes Gary back in the living room] Puffy Fluffy is perfectly harmless. [he takes the blanket off, revealing what he thinks is normal Puffy Fluffy] See there he is fast asleep. Now will you let me sleep, Gary, please? [sets Gary back on a small green bed and covers him with a small blanket] Good night. [goes back to bed]

[After SpongeBob wakes up and notices the damage to the house, thanks to Puffy Fluffy]

Hmm, that's interesting. Must have been a sea quake last night. Oh, well, what are you gonna do? [opens the galley door which falls over] That's unusual. WHOA! [sees the library which is a total wreck] My library! [gasps] And my prized memoirs of T.S. Halibut! [gasps] My clothes! [picks up his torn pants] This was no random sea quake. Who could've done this? There was no one here except for... [mistakenly realizes something] ...Gary. I bet he's jealous about the new friend.

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