[Surprised] Gary was so right about you! You're a non-sharer!
Gary said that? You're off my friend list, Gary!
Meow. [turns and slithers back into SpongeBob's house]
Hand it over, Patrick! I get to play with the Patty Pal today!
You can't take it, It's not fair!
How about I take it for half a day?
Mm-mm!
How about we trade off every hour?
Mm-mm!
Every half hour?
Mm-mm!
Every fifteen minutes?
Mm-mm!
Five minutes?
Mm-mm!
One minute?
N-n-no!
Okay then, for our final offer we trade off every second!
[They pass Patty Pal back and fourth every second]
One.
One.
One.
[Pause, Patrick runs off while SpongeBob tears himself angrily]
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