Uh, I'm not home right now! Please leave a message! Beeeep...
Patrick, it's me! SpongeBob! It's my turn to play with the toy!
I can't go out! I just washed my hair!
You don't have any h-come out, Patrick! It's MY turn!
Got any ID?
I have my milkshake dispenser operator license.
[looks at it] Looks fake to me pal! Bye-Bye now!
Well, I guess I had best be going! [Pretends to walk away] I'm walking away...Here I go... [quietly] I'm gone now. [hides on Patrick's antenna]
You sure?
Pretty sure.[Patrick comes out, he jumps at him] Hi, Patrick! Time to SHARE!
DECEIVER! You didn't leave at all!
Oh, and you were washing your hair!?!
I was too, see? [shows his armpit hair]
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