Stanley, I cannot keep covering for you! [screams upon seeing Stanley bent his spatula] No! Not my spatula! My spatula... [sniffs] The thing I hold nearest and dearest to my heart...
[enters] SpongeBob, what in the name of Neptune is going-- ? Oh, you broke your spatula. That's a shame. I'll order another one tomorrow, boy.
No, no, no!!! I didn't break my spatula, he did it! And I also didn't burn your money. He did that, too! I have been covering for him, because he can't DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!!!! [he breathes very heavily after screaming out the truth]
He's right! I ruin everything I touch!
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