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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 5

“New Digs” quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants

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“New Digs” · Season 5

In this episode: Mr. Krabs (3), Squidward (2), Abrasive SpongeBob (1), Harold (1)

SpongeBob at the Krusty Krab? Wait a minute, if he's living here, than that means he won't be living next to me! [falling gently] Hoooo. [lands in what appears to be flowers and making a angel formation] Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha! [the "flowers" turn out to be pots and pans, Mr. Krabs watches in confusion from the fry cook window]

[to himself] Hmm, there must be a full moon.

[shocked] He didn't! Floral print curtains in me office?! [gets mad] That's it! That's the last straw! I'm not putting up with this any longer! [rips the curtains revealing Margaret showering] Oh. I'm sorry. [bumps into Harold]

What's going on in here?

No, I... [Harold beats him up]

[last lines]

Oh, Mr. Krabs kicked me out so now we're neighbors again. Hey, my drums! [he plays the drums in front of a moving van]

No! [cries]

[cuts to Mr. Krabs walks in to the Krusty Krab]

[sees all of Squidward's stuff] SQUIDWARD!!!!!

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