Not so fast! You two little monsters aren't about to ruin my evening!
Oh, we're not here to ruin it, we're here to enhance it! Isn't that right, Pat?
[slams the door] Can't a hard working squid get a little TV time alone? [SpongeBob and Patrick are suddenly on the couch with him] SpongeBob?! Patrick?! Oh, what's the point?
[While watching the Kelpy G show...]
Uh, Squidward, could you turn it down a little?
Squidward, what's this about?
Squidward, how come he's so emotional?
THAT'S IT!!! All I wanted to do was watch some smooth jazz on public television, but apparently, that's not going to happen! Once again, I'm going to have to leave my own home, just to get some peace and quiet! Enjoy my TV! [scoffs; he exits, leaving SpongeBob and Patrick alone as if they don't know what happened]
Oh wait, I think I've seen this before! This part's funny!
Well, Smelly, here you are. Your new home. Oh, Smelly, this is going to be great. We'll be one big happy family. Let me show you around. Here's your bed, Smelly. [muffled whimpering from Smelly, who is actually Squidward covering himself with cement dirt by accident] Here's your food bowl.
And some kibble. [pours in some food]
You can live here forever and ever! [Squidward cries] Oh, look, Pat! He's crying tears of joy! Well, Smelly, there's one more family member you haven't met. [retrieves Gary] Smelly, meet Gary. [Gary sticks to Squidward] Aww, look at that Smelly, Gary likes you. [Gary screeches like a cat, as he recognized Squidward under the cement, and attacks him violently] Gary, no! [gets Gary off of Squidward] Gary!
[Gary hisses]
I don't think Gary likes Smelly.
Yeah, Gary's never attacked anyone like that, except Squidward.
[Ironically, Smelly is Squidward]
I guess Smelly can't live here.
Ah! He can come home with me.
That's a great idea, Patrick! You always wanted a pet. [Squidward tries to escape through the door but keeps falling down] Isn't that cute? Look how excited he is to get to your house! [opens door] Bye, Smelly, have fun at Patrick's!
[Squidward tries to get into his house but Patrick pulls him away]
No, no, Smelly. Squidward doesn't like pets.
